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Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

Maryland just lives like this every day.

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

Facebook engineers yesterday

Girls who say "yeah yeah I hear ya" When the oven beeps to show its done preheating

Noneof you understand my post you all think this is abt humanizing and talking to machines (bad) I made this to say "women are cool and say cool things and I like women "

The power

"guys" is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like "what are those guys up to". a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.