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i feel like all I see is make fun of people for making bad substitutions, but substituting is just so important.

knowing and being comfortable using a red bell pepper instead of a green like the recipe says. using chocolate chips instead of chocolate chunks. using colby instead of cheddar. using turkey instead of ground beef. ricotta and cottage. almonds for walnuts. parsley for basil.

and then there's plenty of more advanced shit. water and heavy cream/half and half instead of milk. making your own seasoning blend because you ran out. celery salt for regular salt. sour cream for plain yogurt.

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

what does this have to do with boiling your surgical tools? well look, the boiling water releases bubbles of steam which carries the malign influences up to heaven. you boil a knife, you send all the miasmic particles off with the steam to heaven. if you rinse the knife off in a bucket the water isn't hot enough, the particles go into the water and then right back on to the knife. you gotta boil it to get the particles all the way away. how can a tool or rag or a bed have miasmic particles on it when you can't smell them? humans have a lousy sense of smell. look at your dog on the hunt. are there no rabbits in the woods just because you can't smell them? we know that miasma is carried on the air, and is what makes stench so dangerous, and we know that humans can't smell worth a damn compared to dogs cats horses etc. a dog can smell if a rat died in a corner of the room last week. you can't. do you think licking the spot where the rat died is going to go well for you? luckily, what humans lack in snout we make up for in brains. we have extra brains where our sniffers should have been. God set that up for a reason.

and why does a rinse with wine spirits work? man, look how fast alcohol evaporates. my guess is that because wine contains a lot more vice than water, it evaporates a whole lot faster, in sort of an equal and opposite way that a rock falls faster than a feather. if you want the miasmic particles to get off there FAST, you dunk it in something that's going back to heaven at a gallop.