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I didn’t know how to say “im a vegetarian” in Spanish so I very haltingly said “los animales … son mis amigos…” when my coworker asked why I wasn’t eating the tamales. Which makes me sound insane but also my coworker just nodded sagely and said “ahh. Entiendo.”
if a bunch of ants were carrying youj away and you peed would the ants drown and drop you
ok ill help (long rant)
depends on the ant species and how much you pee if it is fire ants you are screwed because they can join together making rafts to stay afloat but thats if they can float on pee witch is unknown so its still worth a try because if you survive you will gain useful info for science
but you probably care more for your life than science so if the ants are not fire ants (if the ants are red and you feel like you are burning they are fire ants)
it should work aslong as you pee alot or aim your medium pee well otherwise nothing apart from the fact that some ants are sugar ants that really like pee if you are being taken by sugar ants you could have a plan b if you aim your pee right you could dissract might be able to escape
if nothing works you can call 911 but if you are a criminal you can call a entomologist (bug scientist) because you also dont know if you are being carried by a unidentified ant species (almost all ant species cant carry humans so they will be very interested!)
if you are interested in the science try seeing if some of the ants are bigger than others how big the colony is if the ants are big or small the ants colo(u)r (skip if colo(u)rblind) or what they look like if some ants stay in place and have large gasters or anything else
hope this helps!
this fucking rules thank you
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i literally jumped back over to discord to see if there were any notifications as soon as i hit post here i live in a cycle

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also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck
"ough watching a show uses so much electricity" on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads
Massive rant here in my back pocket about how people assign blame and guilt to low hanging targets as opposed to broader scale problems and my own selfish take on how this affects discourse about scientific research, but I don't have the attention span to type it out rn so just popping this hear to remind myself when I do
this type of rhetoric is so bizarre to me. first of all you understand that like, any pleasure you ever experience is biologically instantiated w/ neurotransmitters including but not limited to dopamine... yes? like please tell me the difference between "quick cheap dopamine" resulting from such activities as reading enjoyable books (yes that's what this post was about) versus the, i guess, richly earned dopamine resulting from some kind of noble and suitably difficult yet ultimately pleasure-inducing activity. let's really unpack this taxonomy of acceptable pleasures. secondly if we were in fact "being sold quick cheap dopamine 24/7" that would be awesome actually

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losing is a fake idea invented by Big Mad to sell more angry
It’s amazing how on the internet I’m like hey here’s a thing that helped me. Maybe it will help you.
And then someone is always like if I do that thing though it will kill me.
Probably don’t do it then. Idk what you want from me, man.
If I’m like adding tomato to your sandwich is yummy and you’re like “but I’m deathly allergic to tomatoes what am I supposed to do”
Idk dude. Not eat tomatoes I guess.
I’ve got this old post where I was like hey sometimes it’s fun to try to get a chore done while you’re waiting for water to boil or something. Might help if you have adhd. It’s free deadline.
And I still get people commenting on that post like uhm no some of us have anxiety so bad that we’d pass out if we did that.
Like. Probably don’t do that then?
Tumblr has trouble with the concept that there's a huge range of options in between "forbidden" and "compulsory."
I really wanna go to a rave but i'm scared because I jusg so happen to have the cop body type. And i only wear black steel toes twnnis shoes becau,e i'm scared of getting my wittle feet hurt... and i really wanna smoke weed there or do some dmt or someting but i'm autistic so i don't know the right social cues to ask for drugs so i always just ask people on the atreet if they havw drugs and they never say yes theg always leave me so im scared if I do that at the rave people will leave me... and i keep a walkie talkie in my pocket so i can always call my mommy when i'm scared...... so yeah
Not to mention the handcuffs I discreetly keep in my back pocket in case I neeed to be handcuffed to something
& I'm always shaving my head cuz i got lice

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