Off Campus (2026)

TRIGGER WARNINGS: food/eating, flashing lights

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❝ are you really playing christmas music already? it’s barely november! ❞

❝ come on, get in the spirit! dance with me. ❞ 

❝ if we’re having turkey for thanksgiving dinner, i’m not eating. the bird always looks at me funny and i’m not eating stuffing that’s been stuffed up a butt. ❞ 

❝ are you going to come sledding with us? it’ll be fun! ❞

❝ we can put up the christmas lights tonight! ❞

❝ i don’t want to be a grinch, but untangling lights isn’t exactly my favorite pastime. ❞

❝ let’s wear matching ugly christmas sweaters to the party! ❞ 

❝ do you think this eggnog is spiked? ❞ 

❝ don’t tell anyone, but, i spiked the eggnog. ❞ 

❝ you’re who i want to kiss at midnight on new year’s eve. ❞

❝ pucker up! you got caught under the mistletoe. ❞

❝ i didn’t know what to get you. i hope you like it. ❞ 

❝ you got me [insert gift here]? i love it. ❞

❝ please tell me that’s not a puppy yipping from the box… ❞

❝ isn’t it a little cliche to get engaged on christmas? ❞ 

❝ we always watch grandma got run over by a reindeer. it’s tradition! ❞

❝ i was sucking on this candy cane and accidentally made a weapon… ❞

❝ did you remember to get carrots to leave out for the reindeer? ❞

❝ i loved christmas as a kid, but i haven’t felt the magic in a long time… ❞

❝ do you want to bake cookies with me? ❞

SEND A WORD FOR A PROMPT. add + REVERSE to switch up who does what.

[ SKATES ] for sender and receiver to go ice skating.

[ COCOA ] for sender and receiver to get hot chocolate at a winter festival.

[ FESTIVAL ] for sender and receiver to go to a winter carnival. 

[ ICE ] for receiver to slip on some ice while walking with sender. 

[ FROSTY ] for sender and receiver to build a snowman.

[ ANGEL ] for sender and receiver to make snow angels.

[ MISTLETOE ] for sender and receiver to find themselves under the mistletoe.

[ TREE ] for sender and receiver to decorate the christmas tree. 

[ PRESENTS ] for receiver to open a present from sender. (bonus points for saying what the present is.) 

[ GRINCH ] for receiver’s reaction to sender not being in the holiday spirit. 

[ KITCHEN ] for sender and receiver to make a mess in the kitchen while cooking the holiday feast.

[ MIDNIGHT ] for sender to kiss receiver at midnight on new year’s eve. 

some lines edited for grammar/clarity. feel free to change pronouns, etc. as needed to fit your muses/scenarios. i also have the full original ep in a separate post- this is just the encore / deluxe tracks!

ENCORE

what, you thought it was over?

you thought it was over?

we're just getting started

get ready for the encore

OVERSIZED

oversized, wear it like it's mine

wear it like it's mine

run it back

no i won't relax

is that too much to ask

no it's not too much to ask

i want all these girls to know that they won't have you back

i want you on me

i want you on my body

even when you're not around they know about me

i want you to hold me tight

i want you to hold me tight and make me feel like you're gonna take care of me

make me feel like you're gonna take care of me

it's a late night, it's chilly outside

i'm gonna take your sweater home

it's just right, it fits me just right

it fits me just right

it feels like you're there when i'm alone

it's oversized, but i wear it like it's mine

we don't have to label it

we don't have to label it baby we have time

baby we have time

wear it like it's mine

you know i'm juicy

you know you won't find a new me

you won't find a new me

i see them sliding dm's they're firing

girl move back

i just went shopping in his closet

i'm the only one he lets his tee on

his tee on me, adorable

post it, i've got them emotional

when they see me, they see you

when they see me they see you, they better know

they better know

you know it shows

when they see me they see you, you know it shows

i like it oversized

you know i like it oversized

99

chilling in my best friend's ride

hanging out the passenger side

flying down the 405

just gotta hold on tight

we got nowhere to be

someone put on fantasy

we should really move with caution

we should do this way more often

a hundred missed calls

i'm not checking

i'm not checking, turn the music up

turn the music up

i wanna go

i wanna go outside

all night party like it's 99

i wanna go outside all night party

no phone on me could be such a vibe

party like it's 99, no phone on me

we got nothing but time

no cares, it's such a vibe

can't be wrong to feel so right

come here, bring your body close to mine

in my tommy jeans

come here take a peek

he's gonna take a peek

we don't need any sleep

every day's a week

feeling like we're on cloud nine

feeling like we're on cloud nine, but there's not a cloud in sight

there's not a cloud in sight

really wanna make this day last all night

i wanna party with you

i'll preface this with i'm doing EVERYTHING i can, including finding legal representation.

i swear. this is the last time i'll ever ask anyone for help here ever again. if you want me to, i'll even delete my account. but i am DESPERATE right now. let me explain.

as you saw a few months ago, we had to get new tires for the car because our tires blew. that set us behind on the car payment. in may, we paid what we could, which was a $500 payment. we were getting caught up. then, a pet needed emergency veterinary care which set us back about $800. on top of that, my mother had emergency surgery and we were paying for a lot of gas to get back and forth to her. then, my sister went to jail because she was pulled over and didn't have car insurance and i had to bail her out. this is literally the tip of the iceberg. i'm not going to sit here and c ontinue to tell you my entire sob story because i know that's not entirely helpful.

just know that it's been one thing after another snowballing into this huge disaster.

a few days ago, i get a knock on the door and this guy says he's repossessing our vehicle. AT 10PM!!! ON A FRIDAY!!! there's nothing we could do all weekend.

the thing is, we received no notification. our payment ISN'T EVEN at the 90 days past due yet. it is against state law to repo a vehicle without proper written notice. we received NOTHING. no notice, no email, no anything. not only that, but i've been in contact with the bank and we made a payment plan. it was approved and everything.

if we can't get the vehicle back, that will destroy my credit and put me in 100x worse situation than i'm already in, which is bad enough with me having a 7-day eviction notice due to all this insane stuff happening. and if my wife can't get to work, she will LOSE HER JOB and then we are officially done for.

i am BEGGING on my hands and knees at this point, for something, anything. $0.50, $1, it all helps. PLEASE

my wife can't lose her job. i dont wanna be homeless. i need to get the vehicle back before everything is 100x worse.

i will do ANYTHING. this is our gofund me https://gofund.me/4ba56cdd

my paypal is [email protected], venmo is @/pixeltiff and my cashapp is $selinaaakyle and ko-fi is https://ko-fi.com/tiffanyvalentine

the bank wants about $3000 with fees and everything just to get it back into my hands

i will pay any kindness you give me forward with my whole heart. i will pay this kindness forward for the rest of my life. please, i am beggingggggg

i'm not in this situation because i blew all my bill money. i'm not irresponsible. i don't even drink alcohol or do drugs (i use marijuana for my chronic pain which is covered), i don't waste my money. i am a disabled woman, i am trying to survive.

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There's a blog named @/fucktrpc that's putting posts of dead animals in tags used for rpc. I'd recommend blocking that blog asap as they seem to be a troll blog looking to get some sick kicks.