*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

scholars from ancient greece would argue max verstappen is a bottom

[wifi goes out] FUCK i forgot i was going to look at every image and download every video and song and play every game all at once

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds