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Witches are always pro-trans culture, transphobes cannot be witches.

the only thing tits are good for is making men act fuckng stupid and it is in this capacity they seem to be functioning as normal

i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams 

Sheets. For fucks sake if they’re under 1000 tc they’re trash.

sorry i can’t hang out this weekend im busy planning for a garden party im having thirty years from now

flavors are peach, blackberry, cucumber, and mint. colors are pale sunrise, maple sugar, indigo, and moss. no plasticware. crystal flutes of bubbly water. white linen pants strongly encouraged

all the monarch butterflies in the region will be in attendance. waiting on rsvp from the songbirds. cloud formations are limited to cirrus besides one licensed cumulus drifting past per half hour. the sun will be kind to us

shut the fuck up bitch

oh wait this is my post