An Absolute Weapon

thanks to someone in the replies Oscar Yaquian, a chicago based sculptor and stop-motion animator https://www.instagram.com/oscaryaquian/reel/DXw3PZoRehv/

i think what i hate about the phrase "golden retriever boyfriend" is that none of these men deserve to be compared to the humble golden retriever

I've met your boyfriend. he's more of a leg humping toy poodle with resource guarding issues than a golden retriever tbh

drink some fucking water

ohh my god i just had the best thought.. do you guys think peter is first aid certified because as spider-man he stays behind to help injured bystanders? i'm just imagining peter having to keep up with his certs and re-take the course every few years loll

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

Finding out that another piece of my soul got into an oc of mine without realizing it like hey!!! spit that out!! do i have to put child safety locks on this fucking thing!!

drink some fucking water

I'm sorry WHAT

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."