horror movies bfs are always like: youve been so mean/distant since your mom died yesterday, whats up with that?

*rat voice* yeah my favorite game to play is Taunting God's Hand

I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout

I’m going to die today

enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)

personally, even ignoring any other implications of the "cozy" / "wholesome" Marketing Label, I'm averse to them because they suggest you couldn't think of any better reason to play your video game.

I tire of the tragedy of looking into a beautiful maiden's blog page and finding the word "taken." who has taken you where? how can I help you return home?

Last time i had a friend she made me eat spanakotiropita in front of her on camra until i couldnt eat no more and then she would get it all up from my thraot with a toy plunger and hit me with a chew toy until i couldnt take the pain no more