osamu supremacy

Atsumu: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Osamu: Oh-? Even more humiliating than- Atsumu: NOPE. NO. We are not doing this!

Bokuto drunk, stumbles into the apartment: Hey babe, I got home safe. Akaashi, walks in behind him: I know. I drove you.

Atsumu: You know, you’ve got to stop sending me all these mixed messages. Sakusa: ‘Go away’ and ‘Leave’ are not mixed messages.

Oikawa: *Taking a selfie in the middle of a match* Iwaizumi: What are you doing?! Oikawa: Texting Tobio pics of us winning.

Atsumu: Samu, Samu! Wake up! Osamu: Tsumu, somebody better be dead, or you will be.

Ushijima: *minding his own business* Oikawa: I don't like the way you breathe... You should stop. Ushijima: ??

Sakusa: You are so embarassing. Atsumu: Let go of my hand then. Sakusa: Sakusa: No.

Hinata: It's pretty cold outside. Wanna hold hands to stay warm? Kageyama, blushing: Okay. Tsukishima: It's fucking summer.

Bokuto: We have a... few... problems. Akaashi: No, YOU have a few problems. I have an idiot who keeps making them

Tendou: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Ushijima: Three words. Tendou:... Tendou: That was on me, I should have been more specific.

Tsukishima: So I think introducing you to everyone went pretty well. Kuroo: Your little friends were screaming at me for an hour for dating you and your brother threatened to kill me!? Tsukishima: But he didn't. So it's fine.

Oikawa: Okay I'm ready, how do I look? Iwaizumi: Fine. Now let's go. Oikawa: Fine?! JUST FINE?! I need gorgeous, I'm changing.

Kenma: Hi, I'm Kuroo's emergency contact. Nurse: You're here to pick him up? Kenma: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

Kenma: I finally got my rest heart rate down to 65 Kuroo: That’s cool? Kenma: Only 65 more to go Kuroo: Kenma no-

Sugawara: To all the people with shitty moms, I want to make it known that I am your mother now. Daichi: Suga... you are a 18 year old third year- Sugawara: I. Am. Their. Mother. Now.

Kageyama: Wait... who else thought Hinata and i were dating?! Kageyama: Hinata put your fucking hand down.

Daichi: Got any drugs or alcohol on you? Kuroo: Yup, I'm all set! Thanks, officer.