Pelíšek

I was so unpopular in primary school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic.

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Here're a few "facts" : 1) Severus is often compared to a bat, 2) He dresses all in blacks, 2) He lives in the donjon/a cave, 3) People don't hear him coming up behind them, 3) He has a "billowy robe" ? Right ! It's a cape ! 4) He's a master spy, 5) If some fics are to be believed, he's secretly very buff, 5) He's moody and save people without seeking any widespread recognition for it 6) Batman and him have NEVER been seen together ... WAKE UP PEOPLE ! The truth is right in front of us !

Snape: Do you wanna get kicked out of this class?

Hey, what do you think, if Snape was an Animagus, what would be his animal form? (Because I have a bet running that he's a black cat. Or maybe a raven.) Have a nice day!

Best part is, he’s actually an adult at the time.

Sometimes he’ll pretend that he doesn’t know how to change back, so he can get out of doing things or talking to people

And Minerva’s all like

But that just encourages him

Dumbledore:Severus, we need to talk.

Dumbledore: What the fuck, Severus?

Dumbledore:Severus,this is important.

At some point, someone Minerva would buy this and put it in him as a smol boi vvvvv

And he would wear it