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Anakin: Here is my wall of inspirational Jedi.

Obi-Wan: Is that a picture of you?

Anakin: I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

#it’s a anakin and obi wan blog today lmao #source: parks and rec #incorrect quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #tcw #the clone wars #sw #star wars

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Anakin: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don’t want any judgement or criticism.

Obi-Wan: And you came to me?

#source: modern family #incorrect quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #tcw #the clone wars #sw #star wars

Obi-Wan: Seriously, all you do is bitch.

Grievous: I happen to bitch a perfect amount for someone in my situation.

#source: malcolm in the middle #incorrect quotes #obi wan kenobi #general grievous #tcw #the clone wars

Obi-Wan: There’s three ways to do this. The right way, the wrong way, and the Anakin way.

Ahsoka: Isn’t that the wrong way?

Obi-Wan: Yes, but faster.

#source: the simpsons #incorrect quotes #the clone wars #tcw #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #star wars #sw

Jake: Why is my underwear in the freezer?

Amy: You said, “This is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow.” Apparently, drunk you plays pranks of hungover you.

Jake: That explains so much.

#incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night #jake peralta #amy santiago #b99 #brooklyn nine nine

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Carlos: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Carlos: Not you, Seb. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

#incorrect quotes #source: unknown #hsmtmts #high school musical the musical the series #carlos rodriguez #seb matthew smith #disney

*at a restaurant*

Ricky: Alright, gotta go!

Nini: Wait! Aren’t you forgetting something?

Ricky: Uh...

Ricky: *hesitantly kisses Nini’s forehead*

Nini: No, pay your bill!

Nini: Damn, who raised you?

#incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine #hsmtmts #high school musical the musical the series #ricky bowen #nini salazar roberts

Anakin: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse. That’s what I always say.

Obi-Wan: You should say something else.

#source: futurama #incorrect quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #star wars #sw #the clone wars #tcw

Rey: Okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I’m getting mixed signals here.

Kylo: My hands are literally inches away from your throat right now.

Rey: That doesn’t answer my question.

#source: twitter #incorrect quotes #rey #kylo ren #reylo #ben solo #star wars #sw

Thor: Loki says I have four days to live.

Valkyrie: You’re sick?!?!

Thor: No, he just doesn’t like me.

Loki: I’LL FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY.

#source: twitter #incorrect quotes #avengers #marvel #mcu #thor #loki

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Nini: Remember when Ricky made that romantic dinner for me?

Kourtney: Nini, he microwaved you a pizza.

#HE TRIES LEAVE HIM ALONE #source: phineas and ferb #incorrect quotes #nini salazar roberts #kourtney #hsmtmts #high school musical the musical the series #ricky bowen

Ashlyn: Don’t worry. I’m going to help you with your Français.

EJ: Okay, that’s fine, but I really think I need help with my French if I’m going to impress girls.

Ashlyn: Français is “French”...

EJ: Français is French for what?

#source: wizards of waverly place #incorrect quotes #hsmtmts #high school musical the musical the series #ashlyn caswell #ej caswell

Carlos: Seb texted me ‘your adorable’ so I texted him back and said, ‘no YOU’RE adorable.’

Ashlyn: And?

Carlos: Now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.

#source: will and grace #incorrect quotes #hsmtmts #high school musical the musical the series #seblos #carlos rodriguez #seb matthew-smith

Peter: You guys don’t think I’ll be alone at 50, right?

Ned: Aw, come on. You’re not gonna make it to 50.

#source: happy endings #incorrect quotes #peter parker #ned leeds #spider man #mcu #marvel

Peter: May, we’re out of candy.

May: What? Already? There only has been like three kids.

Peter: Yeah, but Morgan told me that she loved me so I gave her everything.

#source: friends #incorrect quotes #peter parker #may parker #spider man #morgan stark #marvel #mcu #avengers

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Loki: OK. Stop talking. Do not talk again for the next 100 hours.

Thor: But-

Loki: I’m sorry, has it been 100 hours?

#source: the good place #incorrect quotes #loki #thor #avengers #marvel

Ashlyn: Now, EJ, be charming, but not too charming.

EJ: That’s like asking Superman not to be too super.

#source: castle #incorrect quotes #ashlyn caswell #ej caswell #hsmtmts #high school musical the musical the series

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