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fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen you’re looking at them on. that should be illegal I think

not wearing a labcoat so the other scientists know im a whore

only wearing a labcoat so the other scientists know i’m a whore

kicking both of you out of the lab because someone's gotta uphold lab safety rules

I AIN’T RISKIN IT

Johnny cash is kind of a thot huh

#this story is actually sad like#he said he didn’t go anywhere when he died#but his dad wrote the book and put the kid’s name on it cause the dad knew it’d sell a shit ton of books#”no shhh you went to heaven shhhh”#despite both the boy and his mother saying they DID NOT want the book published#it was published#and the boy saw NONE of the profit#it went straight to the dad#so the parents got divorced and he lives with his mom now#and despite asking and demanding and explaining multiple times that they didn’t want this book out there#and please take it off the market#it never stopped#so what did they do?#they did the only thing they thought would work#they said he went to hell instead so that the christians wouldn’t buy it so the monsters wouldn’t keep selling it#and it worked#it fucking#worked#they’re pulling the book from shelves#I know this post was meant to be funny but damn#knowing the whole story kinda#feels more important to me (tags: abananapepper)

Can I have a link to the article?

no my friend, you don't have a crush. you have serious attachment issues and someone is giving you attention.

Fair

If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended.

THIS IS THE BEST DAY YOU CAN REBLOG

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

People are gentrifying lean now

what if we were sitting in a field and i plucked some grass and put it on your knee. what then?

every day i wake up and drink my silly little coffee while God eats my heart like a pomegranate in front of me