Sometimes, I think you like getting punched.

Chris Evans | Behind the scenes of Snowpiercer

Pairing: Charles Blackwood x reader, Bucky Barnes x reader (Professor AU)

Word Count: 1,052

Summary: Professor Blackwood gives you and Professor Barnes a private lesson. 

Author’s Note: This is for the HBC’s @the-ss-horniest-book-club back to school week and Charles Blackwood today as well as the continuation of drunk drabbles and the hot prompt below from @buckstaybucky It is a continuation of this story After Class that I wrote for a drunk drabble. It doesn’t need to be read but it makes it more fun :) Thank you for all these awesome prompts, hope you like this! Thank you all for reading and much love always ❤❤❤

Warnings: Light Dom/Sub vibes, dirty talk, praise, oral (male rec), sex, SMUT (18 + only please)

Professor Blackwood wraps his belt around his hand and places it on the desk behind him. “Now sweetheart. You’re going to do as I say. The both of you.” He moves closer, dropping his voice low, “do you like the feel of Professor Barnes’ thigh between your legs?” You swallow hard and nod, rocking your hips and gasping quietly at the friction it creates.

࿔ your body contains enough sulphur to kill all the fleas on the average dog, enough carbon to make 900 pencils, enough potassium to fire a toy cannon, enough fat to make seven bars of soap and enough water to fill a 50-litre barrel.

࿔ your red blood cells literally shoot through your body, completing the full circuit in 60 seconds! each one of yours takes 1440 trips around your body every day, delivering oxygen and keeping your body as energized as they can. they work super hard for you, so hard even, that they get tired after 40 days and are replaced by younger cells to take over the heavy work. as they deserve.

࿔ your stomach contains hydrochloric acid and can actually dissolve iron. however, don’t take this as an invitation for you to swallow some coins. please. i beg of you.

࿔ when you smell food, your mouth already starts producing saliva to digest it. so the whole mouth-watering experience, is your body telling you it’s ready to eat whatever smells so good out there.

࿔ every year the adult skeleton repairs, replaces and rebuilds 10 percent of its blood vessels and nerves to keep your bones healthy and strong.

࿔ a single neuron can send as many as 1,000 nerve impulses every second (or 60,000 per minute). A healthy human brain has about 200 billion neurons. That adds up to 12,000,000,000,000,000 signals being sent throughout your brain!!

࿔ your body cells are regenerating every single day. this means you have an entirely new set of tastebuds every ten days, new nails every 6-10 months, new bones every ten years and even a new heart every 20 years.

Nomu Deku from @tunafishprincess ' AU fic Silent Shadow *✧。*✧*。

Reblogs are appreciated!!

For @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ Drunk Drabbles, and this delicious anon prompt - I hope it’s worth the wait!

Pairing: College AU Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 1,744 !!!! (officially my longest fic ever!)

Warnings: 18+!! Dirty talk, language, consumption of alcohol, some hurt feelings, masturbation, use of a sex toy, sex with a condom, maybe a tiny smidge of sub!Bucky.

A/N: This is filth. I don’t know what’s come over me.

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Bucky Barnes wasn’t a complete waste of your time.

He was actually a good friend. Unlikely as your friendship was, you still cared enough about him to not tell him to his face what a terrible lay he was.

A/N: So this is just a random one. I hope you enjoy

Pairing: Nomad Steve Rogers x Reader

Summary: Reader works at the bar Coyote Ugly, Steve visits there often on his Saturday nights. He can’t help but notice the new girl around the place and when she starts dancing on the bar, he soon takes a liking to her…

Warnings: Language, straight up filth. Spanking, oral (female & male receiving), fingering and just all round rough sex.

Word Count: 3,970

Loosely based off of the film, but not too much. Just the bar part and the reader moving to New York.

GIF NOT MINE!!! Credit to @allaboutthe2000s​ go check them out!

Being a young girl in New York trying to become a journalist, rent is most certainly more expensive than you had initially anticipated when you decided to move there.

You need a job. You can’t keep living off of your parent’s loans. It’s hard to get a job round here though. You’ve tried everything and no one is taking you on. Time to resort to jobs you probably won’t be any good at but if they are paying you then it won’t be so bad.

You scan the job board at your local library when you see an advertisement for a bar position. You’ve done bar work once before and you weren’t so bad at it but this bar looks different but a job is a job. You take a flyer and head out to your car to track this place down.

Upon your arrival a woman brushes past you, carrying a crate of what looks like beer. You speak up through the nerves.

“Hi, ma’am. I’m Y/N and i saw this flyer at the library. I’m interested in a job here” she looks you up and down, giving you a judgemental look. 

You’re too preppy, that’s clearly the issue. 

“A trial, Saturday night 8:30pm”

You grin as you reach your hand out to shake hers. She obliges.

“Don’t be late oh and wear something less boarding school and more bad girl” 

You assure her that you won’t as you rush off agreeing, uttering thank you’s and you won’t regret it’s.

You head back to your apartment, ringing your parent’s as soon as you sit down to inform them of the potential job. This is the best news you’ve had since you moved here.

Things might actually start looking up.

All that’s left to do now is find something to wear for this trial. You have clothes for it but they would require a little touching up. This will be fun.

—————-

You rock up to the bar, wearing a knee length black dress, red bottom heels and makeup all done. You look the part but whether you succeed at this job is another story. This is a trial after all.

As you near closer to the bar the woman from the other day spots you.

“Y/N, over here” you walk to where she is at the side of the bar. 

“Right, jacket” she starts, holding her hand out, you hand it to her “your outfit seems just right as far as i can see. There will be a lot of bar dancing in this job so make sure you can walk in those heels” you nod in agreement to her, looking down at your shoes.

You can dance and even run in them so you should be fine. 

You follow her as she introduces you to everyone. All the staff seem so friendly, they greet you with a smile and a quick ‘hi’ as they continue to serve the rowdy men and women.

You start off by asking one of the guys at the bar what he’d like and with feeling your potential boss watching your every move you decide to be extra polite.

Despite the bar being rammed you manage to get through a lot of customers quite quickly. 

“DANCE TIME NEW GIRL” one of the women leans closer, shouting over the music. You watch them get on the bar, making sure to pay close attention to the sequence before joining in. This seems easy enough.

You are actually having a lot of fun. This is probably the most that you’ve smiled in weeks. 

You get down after the song ends and continue serving. 

“Come with me” the boss calls, you follow her nervously. What if she doesn’t want to hire you?

“So all round i’d say tonight was a success. You got on with my regulars, picked up the routine quick enough and i like you. You got something about you and despite how you dressed the other day, you actually fit in here. I’m Jess by the way. Welcome to the team”

You shake her hand, beaming with happiness. You got the job. This is amazing.

She continues to go through your shift schedule, the kind of dance routines that you’ll be doing. She hands you a recording of the dances telling you to learn them. Next Saturday is your first night. You thank her briefly before taking your jacket and heading out. 

As you walk out onto the streets of New York you bump into someone.

“Oh shit, sorry” you step back, taking a look at the stranger.

“It’s cool don’t worry about it” he smirks, ogling you as you walk past him.

He was cute.

—————–

After a week of learning routines, shopping for new clothes and just all around prepping for your new job role, the day is here. Your first night.

You slide on a leopard print skirt, a belt to tighten it around your waist and you pair it with a red crop top. This will do, oh and your trusty red bottom heels.

“Where’s Jess?” you ask the security guard at the entrance as you walk in.

“Behind the bar, good luck with your first full night new girl” he flashes you a reassuring smile to which your return it.

You manage to find her as you approach the bar, she sees you instantly as she waves you offer. 

She takes your jacket and you step behind the bar. 

“Hi, Y/N right? I’m Lexi, that’s Janey, Candice and Maggie” she points to everyone as she says their names. You wave at them all. 

Lexi picks up the megaphone, switching it on and speaking into it.

“EVERYONE LISTEN UP. THIS HERE IS OUR NEW GIRL Y/N SO HOW ABOUT WE ALL BUY HER A DRINK AND GIVE HER A COYOTE WELCOME” 

The large crowd starts howling and all the men start pushing to get to the front. 

You take a couple shots that some of them buy and then you continue to serve them their drink of choice. 

Drinking on the job is clearly the norm here.

Lexi explains that it’s just so we can enjoy it more and it gives off more of a party vibe. 

“DANCE TIME” Candice reminds you as the music starts. You get up onto the bar with their help and they pick up jugs filled with water. You watched this on the recording that Jess gave you. You take a jug and start pouring it over Candice as she dances whilst you grind into Lexi. Her hands rest on your waist as you do your thing.

You thank god for your dance skills at this point as you drop to your knees, tilting back. All the girls gather around you holding water. 

“3.2.1 GOOOOOO” they yell as they pour it all onto you, you start whipping your hair as you grind on the bar, soaked all the way through your clothes.

Steve is a regular here, since going on the run, this has become his place to escape to, to really enjoy himself. 

The girls on the bar are just an added bonus. 

“Steve” Jess calls out, his head turns quickly.

“Jess, always a pleasure” he winks as they hug.

As he pulls away his eyes glance over at the bar. His jaw drops when he sees you, water being poured all over you, soaked clothes and you grinding all over the other girls.

“That’s Y/N, she’s new, tonights her first night” he flashes Jess a menacing look as he pushes through the crowd to get a closer look.

“Go easy on her Nomad” she yells, he chuckles to himself. He could never do such a thing.

He leans on the bar, staring at you as you finish your dance. You then get off with Maggie’s help. You turn around to find him staring at you with a suggestive smirk plastered across his face. His eyes are dark, riddled with lust as he ogles your outfit.

He’s tall with slicked back brown hair and a beard.

“Can i help you sir?” you smile confidently, brows raised. 

“That all depends what you mean by help?” you feel your cheeks heat up, not sure what to respond with but soon it comes to you.

“Well right now, it’s strictly drinks only”

“And later on?”

You ignore his question “what’s your poison sir?” he can’t help but feel drawn to you. You’re sassy. Just what he wants right now. 

Flavour of the month if you will.

“I’ll take a beer and a shot for you” 

“Coming right up” you wink as you go about your business, getting his drink and sliding it across the bar to him before getting your shot. You take his money and knock back the shot. 

His eyes don’t move from you as you serve others around him. He also doesn’t move from his spot.

Tonight is going to be a lot of fun.

———————-

“Thank you again Y/N, see you tomorrow, same time” you hug Jess as you count your money, strutting out the bar. 

“Bye Jess” you grin. There’s at least a couple hundred here. This is the best paid job you’ve ever had. 

“Looking for a late night bite?” the familiar voice speaks up making you jump slightly.

Your eyes then meet his, the guy from earlier. He left the bar around an hour before closing and he’s still here. Lingering.

“I’m good but thank you for the offer. I should probably get home for some much needed sleep” you start walking past him, he’s hot on your heels though.

“I’m Steve by the way” you can’t help but smile.

“Nice to meet you Steve” you turn to face him, continuing to walk. 

He steps a little closer, resting his hand on your arm, bringing you to a halt.

“What’s a girl like you doing at a bar like that anyways?” you resume the walking with him beside you as you answer, telling him about the reason for your move to the big city and the job.

He doesn’t talk too much, just listens. Before you know it, you’re outside your apartment building. 

“Well i guess this is me” you state, nodding your head towards the tall building. He looks down at his feet and then his head lifts, his eyes meeting yours.

He closes the space between the two of you, his hand brushing across yours as he studies your face.

You feel your heart beat pick up all of a sudden, you gulp as he licks his lips.

“I best leave you to it then” he mumbles as his head lowers to your face. 

Your lips brush against his for a split second before he claims them.

His tongue and lips assaulting yours and he’s quite literally taking your breath away.

The battle for dominance isn’t even a battle, you give in so easily to him, which he loves. 

You let out a quiet whimper as his hands start touching your body.

You push him away in a hurry, needing air.

“Shall we continue this upstairs?” 

“I barely know you” your second guessing doesn’t sit well with him.

He kisses you once again and you can’t keep it together any longer. You need him… NOW.

You take his much larger hand in your smaller one, leading him into the building. As you enter the elevator he spins you around, pushing you against the wall as you press the button for your floor.

“God you have no idea how sexy you are do you?” he groans, hands touching every inch of you, his lips leaving open mouthed and wet kisses on your sweet spot.

The elevator dings and you break away to step out and unlock your apartment door.

You walk in and he kicks the door shut, picking you up. You wrap your legs around him in an instant. 

As he starts walking, you take your jacket off. Directing him to your bedroom. 

He throws you to bed once you reach it. 

You prop yourself up on your elbows as you watch him undress, his body must have been sculpted by gods.

“You got protection Steve?” he nods “I’m not stupid Y/N” you widen your eyes as he retrieves it from his jeans pocket. 

He chucks it at you. You giggle.

“Get this off now” he demands, gesturing to your outfit.

You do as you’re told, standing up from the bed, undoing your belt and sliding the skirt down your legs. 

Next comes your shirt, you peel it off of you, feeling the wetness both of them left behind thanks to the dance on the bar earlier. 

You stand there in your bra and panties, an innocent look across your face as your eyes meet his once again.

He growls as he looks you up and down.

“You’re not undressed sweetness” 

You go to slide your panties off but he stops you. 

“Bra first” 

You do as you’re told again, unclipping it and tossing it behind you. 

“Now, this is my job”

He kneels in front of you, his face inches from your soaked cunt. 

“I see you’re already ready for me” 

You struggle to steady your breathing as he licks over your clothed sex.

“P-please” you find yourself begging, something you never do. 

“Please what sweetness?” 

You roll your eyes at him as he starts rubbing firm circles on your clit.

“Please touch me properly”

He kisses it before hooking his fingers into your panties, pulling them down and letting them fall. 

You step out of them and he throws them to the other side of the room.

He stands, picking you up and laying you down on the bed. He instructs you to get on all fours for him to which you happily oblige, anything for his touch. 

As you stay there, patiently waiting for him, you hear him fumbling around the room.

“Steve”

“I’m coming baby” he murmurs and then you feel the bed dip behind you. He starts humming as his fingers run through your folds, gathering up your arousal and coating your clit with it.

“Such a pretty pussy sweetness. How many men have been here huh?” you mumble the answer, leading him to raise his hand and slam it down on your ass.

“Speak up” 

“I said, 2″ you feel embarrassed and you don’t even know why. Probably because you’re inexperienced. What if he leaves now?

He chuckles behind you.

“Well they don’t matter now, this pussy belongs to me tonight”

All of a sudden you feel his tongue dancing across your exposed sex, sending shivers down your spine. 

You can’t even begin to describe the pleasure he’s making you feel. You’ve never experienced oral before. So this is a first.

And boy does it feel incredible.

He’s definitely a skilled man.

“Oh Steve” you cry out, arching your back and parting your legs a little more for him.

“You gonna cum sweetness?” you hum in response and yet again, his hands slam down onto your behind. 

“Y-yes, I’m gonna cum”

“Good girl”

He resumes his assault on your pussy, humming as he devours you. Sending you spiralling into a state of ecstasy. 

Just as you get used to the feeling you feel him slide one of his thick digits inside of you, curling it as he bottoms out.

“Fuck. You feel so tight around my finger baby” you giggle, he slides another finger inside, then another. They start pumping in and out quickly with his tongue lapping at your clit continuously.

“That’s it baby, i feel it. Cum around my fingers, make a mess sweetness” you let yourself go as you feel it approaching. 

Seconds later, you clench down, hearing his moans as you make a mess. 

“Oh god, yes” you whine

“Shit baby, just like that” 

He continues to finger fuck you, slowing his pace gradually, letting you ride your high out.

Once he pulls out he flips you over, lifting his fingers to his mouth to taste your arousal.

“Sweet as honey” you hide your face with your hands but he soon pulls them away. 

“Now, no hiding from me sweetness” you feel your cheeks heat up.

You can’t help but look down at his size. He’s big, the biggest you’ve ever had and you’re intimidated to say the least. But you want him and you want to please him. You gather some confidence and flip the two of you over, getting between his legs and taking a hold of his size.

You look at him, his brows raised, his hands are back resting underneath his head. 

You know what you want and he clearly isn’t stopping you.

You lower your head and lick the pre cum from his red tip, extracting a low groan from his beautiful pink lips. 

The urge to tease him is huge but you decide not to, you know it’ll be too hard for you to do it, your pussy is craving him badly. 

You take all of him in your mouth, lowering down until he bottoms out. Then you lick him as you move up his shaft.

“I don’t think i can wait anymore. Please” now he’s the one begging you. 

Begging to fuck you.

You continue to bob your head up and down as you jerk him at the same time. The moans leaving his mouth are loud and sexy.

He’s not holding back in letting you know how good your mouth is making him feel.

“Please, come here” 

This time, you listen. You pull off of him with a pop. He sits up, pulling you into a straddling position. You move slightly so he can slide the condom down his shaft. Once on, you rest his tip at your entrance before sinking down.

“Shit. Fuck” an endless stream of curse words follow as you adjust before bouncing.

“S’tight sweetness. Taking me so well” you throw your head back, feeling so full of him.

You continue to pick your pace up with each bounce, your tits following your movements. 

The feeling of his hands all over you and his hard cock inside of you is all too much. You feel it building quickly, your orgasm. 

Before you can reach it though, he flips the two of you over, pulling out entirely. 

“Look at these” he kneads your tits, sucking on one nipple before switching to give the other one some attention.

He then moves down the bed, sucking on your sex once again. Slurping sounds fill the room as he eats you like your his last meal. You can’t take it anymore.

“If you don’t fuck me righ-” 

He flips you over onto your stomach, gripping your hips tightly as he lifts your ass up a little.

His cock slides in slowly at first until he bottoms out. Then his pace switches from normal to downright animalistic. 

“This what you wanted huh baby? Wanted to be fucked like this?” 

You can barely respond, the way he’s fucking you is too much for your pussy to handle. You can feel the coil about to snap already and he’s not even been going for that long.

You feel his hand reach around, gripping your neck lightly and tugging you back so your back is arched and almost touching his body.

“Look at me sweetness” you do as you’re told, tilting your head back as far as humanly possible. He looks down at you, still fucking you stupid.

“God you look so fucking good taking my cock. Open that mouth of yours baby” 

You moan as your mouth falls open, he shocks you by shoving his fingers inside. You coat them with your saliva, and he pulls them out, lowering his head and spitting in your mouth before inserting his fingers back in.

The way he’s doing you is like no one else has or ever could. 

The man is pure filth on legs and you’ve always wanted to experience a little rough sex. 

And boy is he rough.

He pulls his fingers out again, reaching them down to rub your clit, strumming at it perfectly and building you up more to fall over the edge.

“Oh shit. YES, JUST LIKE THAT STEVE” his pace, both with thrusting and rubbing picks up even more, if that’s even possible. Sending you tumbling over the edge. You feel so full in every way that you need. 

His hips don’t slow, he pushes you back down to the bed, pushing your face into the mattress. 

The only thing you can hear is the sound of his skin slapping against your ass as you both moan uncontrollably.

“Fucking take it baby. Take. This. Cock. In. That. Tight. Cunt” you feel your clit pulsate at his dirty talk. He’s on fire, literally. 

The pent up anger that he’s clearly been feeling is obvious to you now.

“I’m gonna cum again Steve”

“Cum for me sweetness”

Your moans grow louder with each thrust. Your pussy is so sensitive and you just know that you’re going to feel sore in the morning from all the attention right now.

But that doesn’t matter right now. 

All that matters his how good his cock feels inside of you.

“Shit, i’m cumming” you practically scream as you poke your ass up, meeting his hips.

And just like that, your second peak arrives.

You clench down around him, milking his eager size. 

“Ugh shit sweetness, just like that. Do that again” you oblige, just wanting to hear those beautiful sounds from him once again. 

His hips start to slow and once they come to a halt, he pulls out of you, removing the condom and disposing of it in the trash can beside your bed.

“Well that was quite something” he falls down to the bed beside you, you turn onto your side and smirk as you rest your head on your hand.

“You’re telling me. Best sex i’ve ever had”

He smirks, his grin getting bigger. For the first time since you met him earlier, you can see a soft side to Steve. Almost like you can see right through him, he wasn’t always this way. Maybe something happened to him, causing him to change up. 

Whatever it was though, you’re glad your paths crossed tonight.

You lay there for a couple of minutes, talking and sharing stories. 

He tells you how he knows Jess and the girls from the bar and you explain a little about your upbringing. 

He’s quite the listener. He doesn’t interrupt, just lets you talk, almost as though he’s admiring you and enjoys the sound of your voice.

Suddenly he checks the time on the alarm clock on your bedside table. He jumps up, picking up his clothes as he moves around the room.

“What is it?” you ask, a look of genuine confusion across his face. He looks panicked, anxious even.

“I have to go, like right now” 

The feeling of deflation pours over you, your heart sinks. You don’t know why but you wanted him to stay.

“Look, my life is complicated okay. I have a lot going on right now but i had a great time with you” he slides his shirt over his head, then steps back into his jeans and before you know it, he’s fully dressed.

“So did i” you sit up, wrapping the duvet around your naked body and looking everywhere but directly at him.

He notices that you’re upset.

“I’m sorry, i don’t just want to leave like this but i’ll see you again real soon. At the bar”

He presses a gentle kiss to your cheek before stepping back and walking out the door.

“Goodbye” you call but you get no reply. The front door closes and just like that, he’s gone. 

Until next time.

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