@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you
Uhh thank you?
Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings
Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*
Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?
NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!
You know how to make coffee!
Daddy Where's mommy?
Uhh… i don’t know
@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless
I- rude!
I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.
Also hi Uma hru and Harry?
Good
That's good :) Ben is dumb right?
Very
He never learns!
Was Anything In It?
You're all stupid. I took a massive sh*t in Ben's coffee!!
….I’m gonna throw up..
This Is Why You Don’t Take Coffee Unless Your GF/Wife Gives It To You Herself
*kisses ben on the lips*
*pushes her off* GET OFF ME.
*strips, kisses ben on the lips again then dances the fellah* you know you love me
* kicks her off* NO. I don’t I love Mal not you!
Mal hates you. I saw her kiss a blonde stupid dude
No. She would never do that. You’re just lying
Nah you're just dumb enough to believe her
No. You’re a liar
Prove it
