👑Ben👑

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

Also hi Uma hru and Harry?

Good

That's good :) Ben is dumb right?

Very

He never learns!

Was Anything In It?

You're all stupid. I took a massive sh*t in Ben's coffee!!

….I’m gonna throw up..

This Is Why You Don’t Take Coffee Unless Your GF/Wife Gives It To You Herself

I-

*kisses ben on the lips*

*pushes her off* GET OFF ME.

*strips, kisses ben on the lips again then dances the fellah* you know you love me

* kicks her off* NO. I don’t I love Mal not you!

Mal hates you. I saw her kiss a blonde stupid dude

No. She would never do that. You’re just lying

Nah you're just dumb enough to believe her

No. You’re a liar

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

Also hi Uma hru and Harry?

Good

That's good :) Ben is dumb right?

Very

He never learns!

Was Anything In It?

You're all stupid. I took a massive sh*t in Ben's coffee!!

….I’m gonna throw up..

This Is Why You Don’t Take Coffee Unless Your GF/Wife Gives It To You Herself

I-

*kisses ben on the lips*

*pushes her off* GET OFF ME.

*strips, kisses ben on the lips again then dances the fellah* you know you love me

* kicks her off* NO. I don’t I love Mal not you!

Mal hates you. I saw her kiss a blonde stupid dude

No. She would never do that. You’re just lying

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

Also hi Uma hru and Harry?

Good

That's good :) Ben is dumb right?

Very

He never learns!

Was Anything In It?

You're all stupid. I took a massive sh*t in Ben's coffee!!

….I’m gonna throw up..

This Is Why You Don’t Take Coffee Unless Your GF/Wife Gives It To You Herself

I-

*kisses ben on the lips*

*pushes her off* GET OFF ME.

*strips, kisses ben on the lips again then dances the fellah* you know you love me

* kicks her off* NO. I don’t I love Mal not you!

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

Also hi Uma hru and Harry?

Good

That's good :) Ben is dumb right?

Very

He never learns!

Was Anything In It?

You're all stupid. I took a massive sh*t in Ben's coffee!!

….I’m gonna throw up..

This Is Why You Don’t Take Coffee Unless Your GF/Wife Gives It To You Herself

I-

*kisses ben on the lips*

*pushes her off* GET OFF ME.

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

Also hi Uma hru and Harry?

Good

That's good :) Ben is dumb right?

Very

He never learns!

Was Anything In It?

You're all stupid. I took a massive sh*t in Ben's coffee!!

….I’m gonna throw up..

This Is Why You Don’t Take Coffee Unless Your GF/Wife Gives It To You Herself

I-

What? Can’t Take The Truth?

……

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

Also hi Uma hru and Harry?

Good

That's good :) Ben is dumb right?

Very

He never learns!

Was Anything In It?

You're all stupid. I took a massive sh*t in Ben's coffee!!

….I’m gonna throw up..

This Is Why You Don’t Take Coffee Unless Your GF/Wife Gives It To You Herself

I-

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

Also hi Uma hru and Harry?

Good

That's good :) Ben is dumb right?

Very

He never learns!

Was Anything In It?

You're all stupid. I took a massive sh*t in Ben's coffee!!

….I’m gonna throw up..

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

See Ben?

Honestly. If Mal Left 5 Hours Ago She Didn’t Make You The Coffee.

Who made it?

Sorry daddy but, I just found out Isabelle posed as mommy to get you to drink it but I don't know if she put anything in it

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@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

See Ben?

Honestly. If Mal Left 5 Hours Ago She Didn’t Make You The Coffee.

Who made it?

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

It's true, isn't it? I mean you could have been drinking liquid poop dude

I am not hopeless.

You take your insane kid's word for it every time then they tell you it's not that like bru

…..

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

It's true, isn't it? I mean you could have been drinking liquid poop dude

I am not hopeless.

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

But I need to talk to her

Why?

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You sure it's not spiked coffee?

…0.0…

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!