Isabelle

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

Also hi Uma hru and Harry?

Good

That's good :) Ben is dumb right?

Very

He never learns!

Was Anything In It?

You're all stupid. I took a massive sh*t in Ben's coffee!!

@kingbenofauradon this is for you mal told me to make it for you *holds up a cupcake*

Thank You

Ben are you going to eat it it's from mal

What’s In It?

Looks like chocolate chips

*Eats It*

Ben did you like the cupcake from "mal" I heard it had weed in it?

Who The F**K Puts Weed In A Cupcake?

Apparently mal

@kingbenofauradon this is for you mal told me to make it for you *holds up a cupcake*

Thank You

Ben are you going to eat it it's from mal

What’s In It?

Looks like chocolate chips

*Eats It*

Ben did you like the cupcake from "mal" I heard it had weed in it?

@kingbenofauradon i heard mal made you a poop cookie. How was it?

I Didn’t Eat It

Good mal's nasty anyway