Eric Matthews

I Found My Sandwitch

Sandwich*

No. My Sandwitch. You Know The Witch Of The Food

There’s no witch in food! And- you know what, never mind I’m concerned for you.

Then Why Does It Taste Weird

Where did you find this sandwich?

My Underwear Drawer.

Is this the same sandwich, that you put in the underwear when we were washing them?

Yeah,Why?

It tastes weird cause it’s a soapy sandwich, that was in the washing machine which you should not be eating!

That Explains The Dryer Sheet

Sometimes i ask god why I’m in love with you :/

Don’t keep me on a cliffhanger Here,does he answer you?!

Okay,I Need To Find My People,Who On Here Is Bi?

I Am

Eric I knew that I meant other people besides you and me

Oh Ok!

Okay,I Need To Find My People,Who On Here Is Bi?

I Am

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

Uhh thank you?

Are you going to drink it? If you don't it might hurt her feelings

Uh.. okay I’ll drink it. *drinks it*

Daddy what you drinking? Is it tequila?

NO! It’s Coffee not tequila!!

You know how to make coffee!

Yeah?

Daddy Where's mommy?

Uhh… i don’t know

@malhadesbeast you're husband is hopeless

I- rude!

I just talked to mal on the phone. She forgot to tell you she had left to go to Los Angeles 5 hours ago. She was in a hurry.

Also hi Uma hru and Harry?

Good

That's good :) Ben is dumb right?

Very

He never learns!

Was Anything In It?

I Found My Sandwitch

Sandwich*

No. My Sandwitch. You Know The Witch Of The Food

There’s no witch in food! And- you know what, never mind I’m concerned for you.

Then Why Does It Taste Weird

Where did you find this sandwich?

My Underwear Drawer.

Is this the same sandwich, that you put in the underwear when we were washing them?

Yeah,Why?

It tastes weird cause it’s a soapy sandwich, that was in the washing machine which you should not be eating!

That Explains The Dryer Sheet

I Found My Sandwitch

Sandwich*

No. My Sandwitch. You Know The Witch Of The Food

There’s no witch in food! And- you know what, never mind I’m concerned for you.

Then Why Does It Taste Weird

Where did you find this sandwich?

My Underwear Drawer.

Is this the same sandwich, that you put in the underwear when we were washing them?

Yeah,Why?

I Found My Sandwitch

Sandwich*

No. My Sandwitch. You Know The Witch Of The Food

There’s no witch in food! And- you know what, never mind I’m concerned for you.

Then Why Does It Taste Weird

Where did you find this sandwich?

My Underwear Drawer.