Harry Hook

Okay,I Need To Find My People,Who On Here Is Bi?

Ahoy

Where do babies come from?

Well first A woman’s vagina Has to go into a man’s D**K

Jeff is a butthead… he’s so mean.

Who The Fuck Is Jeff?

A creepypasta who loves to bully people cause it’s fun to see people cry. For example me.

you have the same name as a Mal And Ben’s Kid-

Jeff is a butthead… he’s so mean.

Who The Fuck Is Jeff?

Ahoy!

Ahoy!

Ahoy ecli! How are you?

Great! A little tired but great!

Really? Why are you tired?

Ah F**K

Hi son.

Ahoy. Father

Aho I checked your bio, you’re married?

Yes.

Eh, I didn’t tell you I re-married so I’m not mad

@odessa-bnha Took a bath With your Wine

Ahoy!

Ahoy!

Ahoy ecli! How are you?

Great! A little tired but great!

Really? Why are you tired?

Ah F**K

Hi son.

Ahoy. Father

Aho I checked your bio, you’re married?

Yes.

Ahoy!

Ahoy!

Ahoy ecli! How are you?

Great! A little tired but great!

Really? Why are you tired?

Ah F**K

Hi son.

Ahoy. Father

Ahoy!

Ahoy!

Ahoy ecli! How are you?

Great! A little tired but great!

Really? Why are you tired?

Ah F**K

You wanna know where babies come from? @sallycreepypastarp

Yes

The Eggplant And The Doughnut Connect And Then 9 Months Later Out Comes A Baby Out The Doughnut Hole

@kingbenofauradon this is for you mal told me to make it for you *holds up a cupcake*

Thank You

Ben are you going to eat it it's from mal

What’s In It?

Looks like chocolate chips

*Eats It*

Ben did you like the cupcake from "mal" I heard it had weed in it?

Who The F**K Puts Weed In A Cupcake?

Annabelle does

She Seems Like A Crazy Child…

*kicks Jonathan* I'm 19 not a kid

…. You are not 19 

How would you know? you don't know me!!

First Of All,You Don’t Look 19,And Second Of All. A 19-year-old would be more mature than you

You can be 19 and still look young. Some people don't reach maturity til they're much older

Oh Yeah? @kingbenofauradon how old is your kid?

He's not my dad

WTF! @queenmalofauradon

Yes?

Annabella saying I’m not her dad

I'm not getting in the middle of this

I Am. Child Or Whatever You Want Me To Call You. But If He’s Not Your Dad Then Who Is?

Chad

Lmao Nah,He Couldn’t Take Care Of A Child

Thats why he's a terrible dad

…. HE’S NOT YOUR DAD

Yeah well you're not a girl

Uh I Am

No you're not

Then What Am I?

A female

That’s The Same Thing 😂😂

No a girl is a girl. a female is a trans gender a female is a boy who turns into a girl

I’m Sorry,But Who Told You That?

My teacher

Well Your Teacher Is Wrong

No you're wrong. You're a kid my teacher is an adult

I’m 15

Exactly you're a kid I'm 19

I’m 19…Like Oh My Gosh. You Are Not 19

YES I AM!! *turns into a dragon*

@queenmalofauradon

Annabelle calm down

*changes back into her human form then runs far far away and goes into hiding*

She’s Trying To Tell Us She’s 19

@harryhook-multi daddy i just found out I'm pregnant

I'm pregnant too

What does pregnant mean?

You see when a mommy and a daddy have sex they create a baby. When you're pregnant it means you have a baby in tummy waiting to be born.

DON’T TELL THAT TO A YOUNG CHILD!

He's gotta learn at some point

NOT AT AGE 4!

Ikr! Too Young

No such thing as too young dip sh*t

Listen,If Anything,You Are The Dip Sh*t. Teaching Children About S.E.X,And That Is Not Okay. You Are So Immature For A 23 Year Old. Shame On You.

Shutup dingus

Sure He’s A Dingus,But He Is Right For Once

…..

Wtf

Ewwwww

Don’t Pee On My Boyfriend

You're one of those gays? I heard gays are idiots

I’m Pansexual First Of All,And Second Of All,Shut Up

Do you like wine

No,I’m Underage

Come on dude Don't let that stop you

I’ll Take It,Helps With Stress-

Ok dude *gives the bottle to harry*

Thanks. I’ll Have It Later

@harryhook-multi daddy i just found out I'm pregnant

I'm pregnant too

What does pregnant mean?

You see when a mommy and a daddy have sex they create a baby. When you're pregnant it means you have a baby in tummy waiting to be born.

DON’T TELL THAT TO A YOUNG CHILD!

He's gotta learn at some point

NOT AT AGE 4!

Ikr! Too Young

No such thing as too young dip sh*t

Listen,If Anything,You Are The Dip Sh*t. Teaching Children About S.E.X,And That Is Not Okay. You Are So Immature For A 23 Year Old. Shame On You.

Shutup dingus

Sure He’s A Dingus,But He Is Right For Once

…..

Wtf

Ewwwww

Don’t Pee On My Boyfriend

You're one of those gays? I heard gays are idiots

I’m Pansexual First Of All,And Second Of All,Shut Up

Do you like wine

No,I’m Underage

Come on dude Don't let that stop you

I’ll Take It,Helps With Stress-

@kingbenofauradon Ben!!!

Yes?

I'm pregnant

Again? How Much Sex Do You Have?!

@cassiehargrove well well if it isn’t my stupid daughter who’s still single. You should’ve died with your brother.

……

.... Cassie... do I have to call Maxie...?

Pl-please-

*slaps her* YOU SHOULD BE QUIET

YOU CAN’T SLAP YOUR KID!!

Why not? She deserves it! She should listen to me

I don’t listen to people who don’t parent correctly. 

Ok? You’re not my kid. Idc

Then why are you telling me to listen to you? I’m not your child I don’t have to listen to you you don’t Parent me

K. CASSIE YOU SHOULD DIE WITH YOUR BROTHER BILLY NO ONE LOVES YOU.

Dad I…

SHUT IT BITCH

... I'm so close to beating your ass myself.

You’re weak. I’m just gonna take Cassie home so she can be quiet.

Im not going to cali so you can abuse me again!!

Well I Live There So I Can Call CPS

Really..? Well thank you.. but I wanna stay in Hawkins.

You won’t be staying in Hawkins.

 and if you keep this Shit Up, you’ll be spending your life in jail because this action that you are performing here, it’s called abuse it is not allowed. Or Wherever Your Sorry Ass Ends Up.

Then she should’ve came to California with me then. I am taking her back.

You don’t have control over her. If she wants to stay in Hawkins she care you don’t control her damn actions

No. She’s coming with me whether she likes it or not.

It’s cute how you think you can control her and easily we can call the cops

Blah blah I’m taking her home now.

Good luck with that because I handed In the guardianship papers and now I’m her legal guardian

Wtf! She’s going home!!!

It’s not a home unless she calls it a home. SHE IS HOME

No. Her home is cali and she is going BACK.

What the hell? BRUH! SHE CAN CHOOSE WHERE SHE WANTS TO STAY.

SHE’S 15 CHILL

No. I will take her home idc

Attacks Neil*

*screams like a little shark*

Lmao

Hi…

Hi

Who are you..?

A Person

I meant your name…

I know

Ok….

It’s Harry Hook

@cassiehargrove well well if it isn’t my stupid daughter who’s still single. You should’ve died with your brother.

……

.... Cassie... do I have to call Maxie...?

Pl-please-

*slaps her* YOU SHOULD BE QUIET

YOU CAN’T SLAP YOUR KID!!

Why not? She deserves it! She should listen to me

I don’t listen to people who don’t parent correctly. 

Ok? You’re not my kid. Idc

Then why are you telling me to listen to you? I’m not your child I don’t have to listen to you you don’t Parent me

K. CASSIE YOU SHOULD DIE WITH YOUR BROTHER BILLY NO ONE LOVES YOU.

Dad I…

SHUT IT BITCH

... I'm so close to beating your ass myself.

You’re weak. I’m just gonna take Cassie home so she can be quiet.

Im not going to cali so you can abuse me again!!

Well I Live There So I Can Call CPS

Really..? Well thank you.. but I wanna stay in Hawkins.

You won’t be staying in Hawkins.

 and if you keep this Shit Up, you’ll be spending your life in jail because this action that you are performing here, it’s called abuse it is not allowed. Or Wherever Your Sorry Ass Ends Up.

Then she should’ve came to California with me then. I am taking her back.

You don’t have control over her. If she wants to stay in Hawkins she care you don’t control her damn actions

No. She’s coming with me whether she likes it or not.

It’s cute how you think you can control her and easily we can call the cops

Blah blah I’m taking her home now.

Good luck with that because I handed In the guardianship papers and now I’m her legal guardian

Wtf! She’s going home!!!

It’s not a home unless she calls it a home. SHE IS HOME

No. Her home is cali and she is going BACK.

What the hell? BRUH! SHE CAN CHOOSE WHERE SHE WANTS TO STAY.

SHE’S 15 CHILL

No. I will take her home idc

Attacks Neil*

*screams like a little shark*

Lmao

Hi…

Hi

Who are you..?

A Person

I meant your name…

I know

@cassiehargrove well well if it isn’t my stupid daughter who’s still single. You should’ve died with your brother.

……

.... Cassie... do I have to call Maxie...?

Pl-please-

*slaps her* YOU SHOULD BE QUIET

YOU CAN’T SLAP YOUR KID!!

Why not? She deserves it! She should listen to me

I don’t listen to people who don’t parent correctly. 

Ok? You’re not my kid. Idc

Then why are you telling me to listen to you? I’m not your child I don’t have to listen to you you don’t Parent me

K. CASSIE YOU SHOULD DIE WITH YOUR BROTHER BILLY NO ONE LOVES YOU.

Dad I…

SHUT IT BITCH

... I'm so close to beating your ass myself.

You’re weak. I’m just gonna take Cassie home so she can be quiet.

Im not going to cali so you can abuse me again!!

Well I Live There So I Can Call CPS

Really..? Well thank you.. but I wanna stay in Hawkins.

You won’t be staying in Hawkins.

 and if you keep this Shit Up, you’ll be spending your life in jail because this action that you are performing here, it’s called abuse it is not allowed. Or Wherever Your Sorry Ass Ends Up.

Then she should’ve came to California with me then. I am taking her back.

You don’t have control over her. If she wants to stay in Hawkins she care you don’t control her damn actions

No. She’s coming with me whether she likes it or not.

It’s cute how you think you can control her and easily we can call the cops

Blah blah I’m taking her home now.

Good luck with that because I handed In the guardianship papers and now I’m her legal guardian

Wtf! She’s going home!!!

It’s not a home unless she calls it a home. SHE IS HOME

No. Her home is cali and she is going BACK.

What the hell? BRUH! SHE CAN CHOOSE WHERE SHE WANTS TO STAY.

SHE’S 15 CHILL

No. I will take her home idc

Attacks Neil*

*screams like a little shark*

Lmao

Hi…

Hi

Who are you..?

A Person

@cassiehargrove well well if it isn’t my stupid daughter who’s still single. You should’ve died with your brother.

……

.... Cassie... do I have to call Maxie...?

Pl-please-

*slaps her* YOU SHOULD BE QUIET

YOU CAN’T SLAP YOUR KID!!

Why not? She deserves it! She should listen to me

I don’t listen to people who don’t parent correctly. 

Ok? You’re not my kid. Idc

Then why are you telling me to listen to you? I’m not your child I don’t have to listen to you you don’t Parent me

K. CASSIE YOU SHOULD DIE WITH YOUR BROTHER BILLY NO ONE LOVES YOU.

Dad I…

SHUT IT BITCH

... I'm so close to beating your ass myself.

You’re weak. I’m just gonna take Cassie home so she can be quiet.

Im not going to cali so you can abuse me again!!

Well I Live There So I Can Call CPS

Really..? Well thank you.. but I wanna stay in Hawkins.

You won’t be staying in Hawkins.

 and if you keep this Shit Up, you’ll be spending your life in jail because this action that you are performing here, it’s called abuse it is not allowed. Or Wherever Your Sorry Ass Ends Up.

Then she should’ve came to California with me then. I am taking her back.

You don’t have control over her. If she wants to stay in Hawkins she care you don’t control her damn actions

No. She’s coming with me whether she likes it or not.

It’s cute how you think you can control her and easily we can call the cops

Blah blah I’m taking her home now.

Good luck with that because I handed In the guardianship papers and now I’m her legal guardian

Wtf! She’s going home!!!

It’s not a home unless she calls it a home. SHE IS HOME

No. Her home is cali and she is going BACK.

What the hell? BRUH! SHE CAN CHOOSE WHERE SHE WANTS TO STAY.

SHE’S 15 CHILL

No. I will take her home idc

Attacks Neil*

*screams like a little shark*

Lmao

Hi…

Hi