The Fool

As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

There was this guy in the 1800s - I can't remember his name, but his name is recorded somewhere - who honestly argued that if given the choice between a beautiful woman and a heron, deep down in their most earnest true heart, every man would rather fuck the heron. And he got mad when people denied this, continuing to deny this what he had decided must be an universal truth, instead of praising him for being the only one who was brave enough to finally say it out loud. Like he really thought that every single person telling him "Jesse what the hell are you talking about" was not only denying him, but denying themselves their true desires and perpetuating the apparently massive cultural lie that herons aren't fuckable.

what if clams mooed like cows. the world would probably be a different place

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

playing an evil character but u keep helping ppl anyway