the cave

Cake 🎂

Earth 🌍

Water 🌊

they're canonically geosynchronous not geostationary, meaning they stay at a fixed-ish longitude (east-west) but their latitude (north-south) drifts throughout the day due to the inclination of their orbit. (it's actually a figure 8 crossing the equator, but) this allows them to reach areas geostationary satellites can't – these must remain directly above the equator, but they are perfectly still in the sky.

in both cases, the station must orbit at an altitude of 35,786 km, which is obviously far higher than is depicted in game.

basically, it's impossible to be in geostationary orbit over a city not on the equator. hence they don't appear where you might expect them to at the moment the level takes place.

come to think of it, this wouldn't even be an "issue" if in-game they were shunted a bit farther south AND appeared at the right altitude to be geostationary. that would have been far simpler than the other solution – animating the skybox to show the north-south figure 8.

step 1: strip naked

step 2: while he's confused, go for his legs

step 3: ???

Jorge would let you get 1 knuckle-splitting punch in to get it out of ur system and then restrain u 👉👈

John is an unstoppable wall u would flail pathetically at, but then he would just dodge with the bare minimum amount of body movement until u get tired.

Fred boops your chest with 1 finger to shove u on ur ass

Linda gently parries a few times before just holding her hand against ur forehead, keeping you out of reach

Kelly activates her shields right as your fist makes contact, giving you a thorough zap

Samuel laughs at you and then puts you in a headlock until MPs arrive

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1. ESB

i don't need to justify this placement

2. RotS

the one i always had to wait until i was older to watch, and by the time i watched it, it was mind-blowing. the melodrama was delicious, and was only elevated by the somewhat unnatural dialogue

3. Rogue One

i don't need to justify this placement

4. RotJ

i don't need to justify this placement

5. TFA

my first Star War where i was experiencing the hype in real time. i LOVE Rey to bits

6. ANH

ranked lower than you probably expected. i appreciate its cultural impact but i would always rather watch the other 2 originals because they're just more fun

7. AotC

a legit turning point in the story and has some incredibly fun moments with my husband Obi-Wan - but all of that is done better by the Clone Wars show

8. TRoS

it was fine. i love Rey

9. TLJ

it was fine. i love Rey

10. Solo

only watched it once, and haven't felt compelled to watch it again for whatever reason

11. TPM

i think it's bullshit we don't get to give him at least, like, a little memorial service

personally i'd have written that line like

it's such bullshit we can't, like, give him even a little memorial service

the character then follows up with

i just wish we could honour him, you know? send him off in the right way

which i would have wrote as