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But after reading this I have a quick question,

Never ever forget.

— Peter has a variety of nicknames for Johnny (Torchie, Matchstick, Flamebrain, etc), but he almost exclusively calls him “baby” when they’re alone. Johnny loves it.

— Their relationship is very public, so they have to be careful when they’re in costume. Johnny always forgets and tries to kiss Peter while he’s Spider-Man, and Peter has to remind him: “Hey, genius, you’re dating Peter Parker, not Spider-Man.”

— Johnny, prior to them dating, bought him and Peter frilly friendship bracelets “as a joke.” They both wore them every day until Johnny accidentally burnt his off and Peter lost his in the sewers (long story).

— They’re both clingy as hell. There isn’t one second where they’re not touching each other in one way or another.

— Peter is always taking pictures of Johnny. Johnny jokes “I think you have enough photos,” but Peter disagrees. He’ll never have enough photos of Johnny, not even if he takes a thousand every day.

— Peter has freckles and Johnny is obsessed with them. His favorite activity is taking Peter’s face and kissing every. single. one.

— They love to rage bait each other. Johnny will say dumb shit like: “Evolution’s fake because there’s still monkeys around,” making Peter go insane and explain in detail why he’s wrong. All Peter has to do is comment on how hot other superheroes/celebrities are before Johnny is seeing red and immediately disagreeing like the jealous man he is.

— Peter is a rambler and Johnny is a ranter.

— Johnny gives Peter massages on a near-daily basis because the man is always in some kind of pain, whether from crime fighting or sitting at his desk for hours, and has more knots than a fishing net.

Saw the new spider and let me tell ya something…