hockey players + quotes i think about daily [2/?]

[Image description: a set of ten gifs, all of hockey players.

Travis Konecny saying, “I will not sing it, but uh… Party in the U.S.A is probably my favourite song.”

PK Subban during an NHL All-Star game skating by the opposing bench. He taunts, “I’m in your kitchens. Both of your kitchens. I’m cooking steaks–steaks, ribs, chicken stir fry, pancakes…”

Gabriel Landeskog and Erik Johnson sitting next to each other. They’re each holding a whiteboard. Gabe says, “We look the same,” and gestures at the two of them. Erik looks down at his board and scoffs, and says, “No we d–God, I’m a poor man’s you.”

Ilya Bryzgalov, wearing a leather jacket and sitting in a dimly lit room. He says, “Solar system is so humongous big, right?” as he leans forward.

The Philadelphia Flyers all standing together for a group team photo. Travis Konecny is standing next to Nolan Patrick. Travis says, “Smile, Pat?” Nolan replies, “No.” Both of them are staring forward, neutral expressions on their faces throughout the exchange.

Tyler Seguin, a Dallas Stars player, standing on the ice. He calls, “Roope! You go, babe.”

Tyler Seguin wearing a suit and saying, “Guys at home, if you’re single, give me a call. We’ll hang out.” An animated a red heart with an arrow through it and a banner that says “Single’s Awareness” appears on the screen next to him, and then is replaced with an animated candy heart that says “Call me” on it.

Claude Giroux and Travis Sanheim standing in front of an elevator. They’re both wearing suits. Claude, grinning slightly, says, “Dinosaurs, they’re actually really focused all the time, you know that? It’s a fun fact for you.” Then he turns away toward the elevator. His teammate replies, “But they’re extinct, so…”

A break during a Red Wings/Islanders game. Drew Miller (a Red Wings player) is standing on the ice. He gestures with one arm and says, “Don’t fucking do stupid shit.”  Matt Martin (an Islander) is sitting on the bench. The camera switches to him as he says, “Go dye your hair.”

Nathan MacKinnon looking amused and scared as he shakes his head and says, “I don’t wanna hold your baby. It’s too much pressure. I don’t even know how to hold a baby.”

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The Captain working out (x)

Jonny, definitely. 

I think Kaner has dorky moments (and, like a friend said to me, somewhat dorky summer clothing choices. And let’s not forget the chicken hat and the Jimmy Buffet concerts). And Jonny certainly has non-dorky moments as well, but I think overall, personality-wise, Jonny’s dorkier. With the way he laughs, the jokes (telling everyone is kidding after he makes them), the self-deprecation, the fooling around on the ice (like everything he does with shawzy), the moonwalk (like ANOTHER FRIEND told me: you don’t just bust that out, that’s something you have to have attempted before), deleting his drunk tweet (DOOD), “Oh I’ll do my ice bucket challenge while showing off my abs… on my wakeboard” Fuck, even his grumpiness is dorky (like the popsicle eating contest). Giving himself a goatee as a joke with his brother then going to his interviews with it because he forgot they were that day.

Something that had probably always been there a little, but has become more and more obvious over the years as he loosened up and became more at ease and settled and continues his constant campaign to crush the ‘captain serious’ nickname (which is, in and of itself, kind of a dorky thing to be so dedicated to tbh). And I mean, I think he partly knows it, too. He’s a (mostly) self-aware dork and I love him for it (and how sometimes he just tries to be this cool dude. ‘Tries’ being the key word) <333

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he’s so proud of his lil Santa belly

+ josh vigourously adding texture to his painting