idk man

When everyone lives in such close and open quarters it's hard to quarantine so it always just spreads and everyone ends up itchy. Maybe they figure out that certain fruits repel the mites and whenever mite season comes around, the Rito take big baths together in the hot springs where they soak themselves with fruit peels to repel and drive away the mites.

I just wanna draw my boy.

Please tell me all the songs y'all relate to Revali.

I need to make a new playlist asap.

Like. That's a malice eye.

And you wanna know the worst part? That's not it's eye. That's it's butthole.

Like a type of mint that just fucks Rito up.like everyone else in Hyrule is like 'thats just purple mint??? For cooking????' meanwhile the Rito are laying on the ground zonked the fuck out, rubbing it in their feathers and giggling.

Anyway Link unknowingly using some in a dish while the Champions are traveling together and everyone being super confused and bewildered when Revali just starts acting like a fucking stoner after dinner. Just laughing at everything and fumbling his words and being super chilled out and uncharacteristically friendly and nice and telling Link about how amazing and nice and delicious his food is and how much he loves them all.

Anyway, you'd thing the eight foot long dragon with articulated eyes and jaw - or perhaps the movable fake raru arm - would be the hardest part of this cosplay.

No. It's trying to figure out how to hide my tit.

Because Link is full titty out in his toga and I don't think the con will allow me to also be full titty out so I need to cover it somehow - nipple stickers keep falling off, I've tried bandages but they rub, I'm now trying to sew a skin coloured bando bra.