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I have literally had about the equivalent of four hours sleep over the course of three days and I'm seeing ghosts and forgetting how hands work how can I get through this last hour of work on a Friday without meeting God?

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Rito/ Zora/ Gordon finding out that Hylians/Gerudo shave their legs sometimes and all three species just struggling to comprehend why???? Anyone would cut off their natural fur???? Then just replace it by wearing clothing over their legs??? That is so unnecessary. You're literally mammals, stop cutting off your furs??? Those are how you stay warm, idiots.

#legend of zelda #breath of the wild #age of calamity #tears of the kingdom

My toxic trait is taking the most confident, aura farming dudes from any fandom I join and dedicating all my free time to convincing everyone who will listen that they're actually the most pathetic wet cat of a man you've ever seen.

I don't know what that says about me as a person and at this point I've stopped questioning it. Alas it is simply my way.

#revali #no I will not tell you of any of my past fandoms or character obsessions

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I havent posted much for rito gust but 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾i prommy im working REALLY REALLY HARD on some stuff!!

so here's a snippet of the "snow" prompt :3c

#MY HEART 😭😭😭😭😭#GIVE THIS POOR BOY A FRIEND #HE DESERVES IT OKAY #HHHHHH #great writing ouch

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@rito-gust Prompt: Companion

I went on a trip to the beach today and I took Rubee with me as my travel buddy. :)

#I love seeing Rubee out on the road seeing the world!!!#honestly my favourite Rito oc i love her

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Wishing all fanfiction writers to receive a loving comment like this one I just got on one of their fanfictions tonight 🙏🙏🙏

#fanfiction #ao3 #legend of zelda

Anyway, found out today that this is what see urchins look like

Like. That's a malice eye.

And you wanna know the worst part? That's not it's eye. That's it's butthole.

New canon is that Ganon just had assholes littered around Hyrule. One of the Yiga was like 'your great highness, wouldn't it be more efficient to have eyes to watch every corner of the nation?' and he was like 'No. The whole of Hyrule is gonna have 2 sniff my ass lmao."

#crack post #legend of zelda #Ganon #clammy gamgams

My precious whump dumpling. My pathetic wet childé. Himb.

#revali #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #age of calamity #rito #rito village

critical-birb

Actually playing Age of Calamity for the first time rather than just watching playthroughs.

My favourite part so far is Revali dramatically screaching "mY FeAtHeRs!!!!!! 😱" every time he gets hit with a fire attack.

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@critical-birb check this out:

voila critical from 2 years ago i have arrived with sustenance

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Excellent and perfect addition to this thank you 🙏🙏🙏

#my wet cat bird son #<3

Anyway she's not totally finished (I need to add her crystal spines and ears, and her moving eyes broke 3 seconds into the day) but here's my 8ft long Zelda dragon puppet. I won a cosplay contest with her today!

#mod reveal #almost..#legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #cosplay #puppetry

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Imagine if there was like. Catnip but for birds.

Like a type of mint that just fucks Rito up.like everyone else in Hyrule is like 'thats just purple mint??? For cooking????' meanwhile the Rito are laying on the ground zonked the fuck out, rubbing it in their feathers and giggling.

Anyway Link unknowingly using some in a dish while the Champions are traveling together and everyone being super confused and bewildered when Revali just starts acting like a fucking stoner after dinner. Just laughing at everything and fumbling his words and being super chilled out and uncharacteristically friendly and nice and telling Link about how amazing and nice and delicious his food is and how much he loves them all.

In the morning he debates flying away and never coming back but alas there is unfortunately a calamity to fight still.

#legend of zelda #breath of the wild #revali #age of calamity #tears of the kingdom

Nearly finished on my Totk Link/puppet dragon Zelda cosplay (well- I'm making it wearable for a convention tomorrow but it's not DONE done, I want to add the crystal spines etc before the next con)

Anyway, you'd thing the eight foot long dragon with articulated eyes and jaw - or perhaps the movable fake raru arm - would be the hardest part of this cosplay.

No. It's trying to figure out how to hide my tit.

Because Link is full titty out in his toga and I don't think the con will allow me to also be full titty out so I need to cover it somehow - nipple stickers keep falling off, I've tried bandages but they rub, I'm now trying to sew a skin coloured bando bra.

Damn this man and his slutty left tit.

#legend of zelda #breath of the wild #tears of the kingdom #link #cosplay

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Hi Revali, can you tell us a bit about why your bow is special and what plans you have for new bow designs? :)

Essentially, Rito bow designs have this nifty feature we call a Cam. It's a lopsided wheel which makes it so that when you fully draw a bow, it doesn't exhaust your arms anymore. My bows have a draw weight befiitting my strength, and are reinforced with a metal frame inside the wood to prevent the string from snapping them, which makes that Cam necessary.

I'm thinking that by looping multiple strings in a few select locations of a bow, I can increase the effective firing range while lowering the draw weight, so the power of my Great Eagle Bow can be replicated, even with less physically gifted Rito.

I have no idea if it will work as I think it will, but I'm going to make it happen one way or another.

#he's so cute your honour #I asked this specifically so he could infodump about his special interest because he deserves that #precious baby boy whom I love #botw #breath of the wild #legend of zelda #revali

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I feel like not enough people know about Finnie the Unicorn so I feel a duty to tell Tumblr about her.

The Commonwealth games this year is being held on Glasgow. So for some context; the national animal of most countries is a prominent animal that lives there - the national animal of Scotland however, is the unicorn. Glasgow also has an extremely beloved tradition of putting traffic cones on statues (most prominently, the duke of wellington statue in front of the gallery of modern art) - like, the council tries to remove them, but the people are so persistent with this that he NEVER doesnt gave a cone hat, sometimes multiple at a time - sometimes theyre painted. I don't even know how people get up there, it's a tall statue...

Anyway, needless to say the mascot for the games is this beauty of a character designed by children in Glasgow, a unicorn with a traffic cone horn.

Like, look at her. She's so frigging cute. She has piercings and a star on her nose. I adore her.

Also my favourite image of her is the one for the Judo championships because she looks like she's choking a man to death.

Anyway I think she deserves more love and appreciation.

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I love her your honor.

critical-birb

Omg the fanart!!!! So cuteeeee help 😭💖

#adorable fanart of the adorable girl I love her your honour #💖💖💖💖💖💖#Finnie fanart

I feel like not enough people know about Finnie the Unicorn so I feel a duty to tell Tumblr about her.

The Commonwealth games this year is being held on Glasgow. So for some context; the national animal of most countries is a prominent animal that lives there - the national animal of Scotland however, is the unicorn. Glasgow also has an extremely beloved tradition of putting traffic cones on statues (most prominently, the duke of wellington statue in front of the gallery of modern art) - like, the council tries to remove them, but the people are so persistent with this that he NEVER doesnt gave a cone hat, sometimes multiple at a time - sometimes theyre painted. I don't even know how people get up there, it's a tall statue...

Anyway, needless to say the mascot for the games is this beauty of a character designed by children in Glasgow, a unicorn with a traffic cone horn.

Like, look at her. She's so frigging cute. She has piercings and a star on her nose. I adore her.

Also my favourite image of her is the one for the Judo championships because she looks like she's choking a man to death.

Anyway I think she deserves more love and appreciation.

#not Zelda #she's also giving t girl to me and I love that #nobody be mean to my girl she's perfect

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Why is it so hot??

#he's asleep and has drifted out to sea it's been six hours nobody knows where he went #mood I am dying too we can melt in solidarity

Out here trying to write fanfiction and my boss who pays me to work is trying to make me do work during my working hours - honestly illegal, how dare she. Can't she see I'm doing important things (writing obsessively about a bird man)

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