A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship

i cant believe you got me to take time out of my day to read this with my own two eyes

1950s advertisement for trash cans.  

me sitting with my friends

i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

he is one