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If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it

sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

if my dad made me wings out of wax and feathers in order to escape our prison home i wouldn’t die

rip to icarus but im different

Steven Universe is so funny can you imagine being born and inheriting your parents war crimes

“Snowflake students demonstrate basic reading comprehension like a bunch of fucking pansy babies.”

Imagine being hopelessly lost in the Namibian desert and you start hearing Africa playing somewhere over the dunes

There is a widespread belief in the LGBT community that one can determine if a gamer is active (top) or receptive (bottom) in sexual intercourse based on the job class they primarily play. It is a stereotype that Damage and Tank mains are tops while Support mains are bottoms. However, if we analyze the nature and function of each class, we can see a psychological contradiction. This is especially true for Tanks whose role is to mitigate and to take damage for the team. In colloquial terms, tanks “take a pounding.” In this essay, I will

This is my actual nightmare

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?