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did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

I can NEVER UNSEE THIS O_O

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

does anyone have the greentext that's like ">go to buy a video game >$60 >60 big ones >60 smackaroonies" and has I think a screaming pepe. i need to make an edit

thank yooouuuu

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

Official graveyard post

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab