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Hearing Dan say "Emmanuel Macron" as a french person is crazy

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There’s A Princess In A Tower..

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Hi!! Reblogging this a second time to inform everyone theyre nonbinary!! They use they/them pronouns!! (also check them out on tiktok their videos are wonderful)
i swear it's the last line that gets me every time
It’s Jeff: Infinity Comic #2 (2021)
written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru
I WAS SO WORRIED
Kate, check your laundry before you put it in you have a cat and a doggo as well!
The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters. The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.
I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4
The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.
Sauron.
Isildur
Deagol
Sméagol
Bilbo
Frodo
Samwise
I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds
He held it for the rest of of his life!
[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.
From the ring’s perspective:
1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.
2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.
3. What the fuck is you?
4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.
5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.
6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop.
7. FUCK
8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally.
9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt*
you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!
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Maud Pie is definitely autistic and Pinkie Pie knows and is very protective of her so when Starlight says Maud is weird pinkie automatically assumes she’s talking about her sisters autism and goes into Defense Mode™
you look at him and tell me hes cishet
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(all except Pear Butter are mine!)
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mane six redesigns for Kiwi-verse!~
Black Friday cast sing Inevitable from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

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Joey Richter in ‘OREGON BLOOPS!!!’
Jeff’s reaction at the end makes me lose it
Ya’ll mind if I just,,,