Frog's Bog

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

The fact that antisemites are using the word "noticing" and "noticing patterns" as dogwhistles is annoying because I do actually notice a lot of stuff, patterns included, and one of the most obvious patterns I've noticed to date is that all antisemitic rhetoric makes no sense if you think critically about it for 5 seconds. Often less

A TERF liked this post so I just want to clarify that another pattern I've noticed is the massive overlap between anti-trans rhetoric and antisemitic rhetoric

When u just listeninf to music and it unbuttons your pants and touches U sexually

one must imagine hugh apiston as an irishman for one's health

genuinely not an overexaggeration at all this is the correct reaction, i've been assuming he is for my health and safety cause truly why wouldn't he be, we're supposed to believe he met fiona wayyy before the cairnholm loop but also he is english?? nuh uh, nope, that's not true, why would poor fiona be in england for no good reason, and why would a wayward englishman be in ireland right around the famine???? nope, he is irish and that is the final judgement from everyone with a brain (so anyone but ransom)