Unfit

Thank you, Mr. Gaiman, for Feminine Endings. Without it I would not be buying a used copy of the 2002 Jerry Springer Musical production, which I hadn't known existed until roughly 10 minutes ago.

If people don't do that, then what the heck have I been doing for the last decade. The whole point of Tumblr is to have a place where you can go

— stars & space dividers (purple)

When I say my closer to three then two year old will eat anything I mean the only 2 things she refuses to eat are carrots and a peanutbutter. She eats soup, she eats all of her food touching, she eats salad and sushi and peas and chili and any form of potato available, and I think it’s because I just refuse to have food rules. She gets to have eggs and fruit snacks for breakfast if that’s what she asks for. We usually have baby charcuterie for lunch. We always have dessert. Sometimes we have dessert and then dinner. Sometimes we stop dinner in the middle of the meal for some cake and then we go back to dinner. It drives most people in our life insane. Even the most open and understanding people.

We do have a weird distrust issue where she does not believe we are all eating the same thing for dinner (we literally always are) and she has to go around to every bowl like Goldilocks and take a bite from everyone’s before she is satisfied