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squatting is just a quick gargoyle cosplay

This bitch is so fucking funny

back when i was a danny devito keeper my danny devitos were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of danny devitos while crying and that’s an important fact about me

alright who changed it from beekeeper to danny devito keeper

The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon

Is this for real?

I promise

bouncing my leg is the only exercise i get