mootball feetlong

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

I heavily fw bro

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

2 slots left!!

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks