huh

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

Coming soon: my poison ability

i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

Let’s fucking crazy

Let’s just fucking crazy

i don’t find shawty melodic at all

i can keep her out of my head with ease

ocean.com/fish

better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

(to the tune of apple bottom jeans) shawty got them apple bottom jeans

i swear i'm fine but someone misspelled "bulge" in a smut fic as "bugle" and now i'm crying

Hundreds of people get stung by dogs every year

Dog sting awareness day

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

the word i was looking for was hindsight

wish theyd let you take a silly one during x rays

i hope that bi woman and her boyfriend ruin pride for 23000 people