Gutter Selkie

just saw some fucking thinass truck with an Uber ad on it. thats some loony toons Wile E. Coyote Running Into Glass Pane level nonsense what

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are a accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

@gutterselkie

I got completely covered in carpenter ants on my birthday because me and my friends went on a hike and I was so excited about finding a carpenter ant nest I stopped to get close and explain carpenter ant facts. While. My entire legs were in the nest.

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are a accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

@gutterselkie

journey to the center of candace is 100% candace's fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage

Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground

How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.

#RIP Op

This reads like an ancient post but it was written 22 hours ago

thinking about toriel trying to encourage kris out of the house this day. and carol calling before hand, confirming noelle is going to go. thinking about how this isn’t the first time carol has had this horrible phone call

@aangel-biites bug table

BABLE

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

One of my dream projects has an NPC with a dog, and if you try to pet it, the owner tells you not to do that. If you try again, it bites you and you take damage. I want to do this entirely because I genuinely believe that this would make me feel way more grounded in the world than any “click button to see cute animation” would ever do, and also it would be really funny to have a game where people lose their runs because they tried to pet a dog they were told not to pet