Gutter Selkie

five, walking up to viktor and klaus unprompted: hey. the apocalypse is coming. help me out

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

if you ever see me post an AI generated image, please assume it is because I am fucking stupid and not because I support and use generative AI. the search results on many search engines and picture sharing websites are absolutely infested with AI and I do my very best to avoid AI generated images but there is always the possibility that I will not notice because, again, I am not terribly observant and I don’t have good eyesight. I know it is frustrating and I know it is my responsibility to look into the image source but things will slip through the cracks, please inform me instead of assuming I know

I'm adapting to life down here.

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

Image source: photograph by op