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happy pride from the trans flag on the floor in deep space nine
I always say: Star Trek: Deep Space 9 started in 1993 and ran until 1999, and the trans pride flag was designed (by Monica Helms) in 1999.
The carpets on Deep Space Nine aren't Trans Pride flag colored: the trans pride flag is Deep Space Nine carpet colored.
Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger
No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.
The finger blocks it
The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.
The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand
People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.
No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.
Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.
No the finger would stop it
I’m loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
no the finger would stop it
You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses
the finger would stop it
date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.
These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?
@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.
I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it
I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet
….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.
It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
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Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
wow i wonder if that 300 year gap could be explained by any outside factors…….whoa! for some reason it lines up with the timeline of britain’s invasion and subsequent colonization of ireland! wild, huh? i wonder if the two are connected in some way? i guess the world will never know….
“why do the Irish hate the English so much? It couldn’t have been *that* bad!!”
This was in place till 1973.
Seeing non irish people reblogging this makes me happy
The stereotype of “the Irish are drunks” is English propaganda used to justify paternalism and controlling the Irish. It’s bullshit.
The fact that this was in place when my parents were born is fucking insane. You shouldn’t have to be Irish to find this disgusting.
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I'm thrilled to announce that I am joining the Everyone is John Collective as John! I am so grateful for all of us as we assisted me on this journey!
i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch
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WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel
in January 2018, I spent a couple of days in the town of Hutchinson, Kansas for work. I rolled into town and stopped at what appeared, from the outside, to be a normal motel just off the highway.
it was not.
I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.
Hutchinson has one of the best space museum's in the country in the Cosmosphere. It's where the Apollo 13 capsule is permanently housed among a ton of other incredible stuff.
This hotel, however, is the most Hutchinson thing I've seen. Gross, sad, from a bygone era.
And as of 2024, demolished. According to local news, it's not surprising you didn't see anyone else. The place was abandoned not long after your stay.
You may be one of the last people to ever visit this haunted space water park hotel.
WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel
in January 2018, I spent a couple of days in the town of Hutchinson, Kansas for work. I rolled into town and stopped at what appeared, from the outside, to be a normal motel just off the highway.
it was not.
I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.
aria aber, “my father drives me to düsseldorf airport” / hedgie choi, “salvage”
Look, folks, I know you don't have to believe, but when I was a child, my family hit a dead deer on the road that was bloated and caused so much deer meat to get into the inner workings of the van that it stunk for two years.
Ever since that day, anytime I travel something seemingly preternatural causes my travel to go awry. Some examples:
A tornado in downtown Chicago.
A different tornado while in O'hare.
A plane breaking on take off.
A hotel breaking on the way to the hotel.
A man threatening to kill me in Milwaukee. He had to be reminded he was in Milwaukee.
The entire airport breaking prior to take off.
A person being carried off a plane because they chose to fight.
Pilots go missing.
Flight crew goes missing.
Plane goes missing.
A tornado while driving a van full of high schoolers through rural Illinois. I was only in rural Illinois because my high school navigator was bad at navigation.
The hotel broke again, but in a fun different way.
Trip cancelled because there was physically no way to get to the East Coast prior to 5pm the next day.
A shuttle driver responding to the question, where is the hotel, with "This is New York. Just walk to it."
A small man coming out of closet to curse at my group that a plane we could physically see was still at the gate was "fucking gone" and "didn't fucking exist anymore." At least Denny's the next morning was good.
Except, I checked my glasses on that trip and blinked my contact out in O'hare and had to stare at London for a day with only one eye.
An entire trip where someone needed me to sleep on my shoulder. Actually, she might have just been into me, that one may not count.
A different bus trip where the driver didn't want to take an exit 3 hours away, so he diverted to another path that added an hour to the trip. Also we got accosted by a guy who was high on drugs at a gas station at 10pm. Not a big deal, but we didn't need to be accosted had the bus driver not done that.
LLAMA!
Anyway, all I'm saying is that I have a real, measurable, and repeatable travel curse caused by the Vengeful Spirit of the Ancient Deer God who has yet to forgive me for the sins of my father on a rural highway in Georgia sometime in the 90s.
So don't be like this poet.
You'll get cursed by the Vengeful Spirit of the Ancient Deer God.
well 🧍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.
alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this
babygirl what the hell are you even doing
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