a spinner of tales

I love bisexual fans and bisexual characters and bisexual OCs and bisexual headcanons and bisexual ships and bisexual stories and bisexual friends and bisexual art and being bisexual. 💙💜💗

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

Despite the fact that every single story about a wish is called "There Is No Way To Perfectly Word Your Wish Without There Being Some Sort Of Side Effect Or Unintended Consequence" I do feel like if I was in the position to get a wish granted I could perfectly word it as such there would be no side effects or unintended consequences.

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

happy its friday im a bug friday!!

I fully thought this was about being an archaeologist, excavating and cleaning bones, until the very last word.

can’t believe there are people who have money and they use it to like. go to dubai. instead of buying a derelict house in the countryside and fill it with an eclectic collection of weird shit

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

Will it hit 2 million notes today?

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

but I know... it's my own damn fault...

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID