barbie

They are so shaped

one of the animals ever for sure

being a girl and hitting puberty is so traumatic. you go from being a genderless little free thing to being hit with shaving and makeup and growing breasts and skincare and menstruation and suddenly being sexualised when like a few years ago you could take your shirt off to play in the stream and trade yugioh cards with the boys and come home covered in mud and not even think about it. and then you spend years hating being a girl and hating everything puberty did to you and wishing you could be a boy or be completely genderless again and it takes you Many years to come to terms with yourself Or you simply try to Lean In to everything and do makeup tutorials on YouTube and claim it’s for fun. like how can this be treated as normal

its so amazing that not a single response to this post is good

having online friends is just “i made food does anyone want some” “i’m gonna fight ur dad” “remember that time you made a typo a year ago that we Still remind you of daily” “i know your deepest trauma but not your last name” “here are the random plants i associate you with” “good morning at 9pm” “goodnight at 7am” “my dog says hi” “LMAO NERD. keep talking about obscure anime tho i’m interested” “hey i know you’re asleep right now but this meme made me think of you” “if we were irls we’d Totally be dating by now” “one day when we live together....” “dude i bet i can jump higher than you let’s have a contest Right Now” “i don’t know what this weird school rivalry you have is but i support you!!!!!!” “getting in the car Right Now to give you a hug” “if i eat lunch while you eat dinner it’s basically like we’re eating together” “i am holding your hand as we speak” “i am kissing you on the forehead right now” “here let me braid your hair for you” “i love you” “i love you” “i love you”

microdosing on human connection and intimacy by reblogging tender quote compilations abt sharing oranges with someone

remember when tumblr used to have the format for reblogged additions on posts be indented instead of vertical and if the post had enough additions to it (which happened frequently because no one on tumblr can shut their fucking mouth) it would just push all the text off the side of the post completely and it became unreadable. it would get so far pushed over that it would just be exactly one character per line and you had to read the post like that. that was a real thing that happened

Remember when people got pissed when staff changed this even though it what was probably one of the only good updates this website ever had

Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess

i’m jealous of you. you’re a whore. you’re my favorite boy . you make me sick. you’re my role model

Many people have expressed confusion over Dan and Phil's future living situation and the home they custom built together. While Phil refers to the new place as a "house", Dan often refers to it as an "apartment". This is because Dan will be living in an "apartment" above the garage of Phil's house. Though it is actually a storage room, he's calling it an apartment to sound fancy.

i have engraved “pete wentz is a faggot” into every desk ive ever sat at in school and today in assembly our whole year was asked “who here likes pete wentz” and i alMSOT CRIED because i thought they had him in for a visit or s/t and i was liKE I  DO OFMG and then they gave me a detention and made me write an essay about why vandalism is wrong

May 10, 2012