Yeah, we got to third base last night (I kissed his palm and declared no holy authority stood above him).

Backshots in a powdered wig got the whole room looking like god opened a HOSTESS Powdered DONETTES Donuts Snack Pack, 3 Count Bags (48 Pack)

charge yalls vibrators this storm looks BAD

- ben frankling in slutty 1752

sex is a lot like watergate, it escalates extremely quickly, an underpaid security guard first discovered it at a hotel, the words ‘deep throat’ are sometimes involved, richard m. nixon is there 

everywhere i go i get slandered.... libelled.... i hear words i never heard in the bible!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

cite your yaoi sources #scholarshhip

is he gonna paint his face purple and ritually strangle Joe Biden at the end of that military parade too

imo the increasing popularity of rpf is a sign of the tumblr population aging. every day i log in and have to look at ugly men from 20-2000 years ago and i'm like yeah, well, this is just culture. it's like reading the new yorker. do i care about it? no. but it does make me feel cosmopolitan. do you think tumblrinas in 2012 would have cared about the franklin expedition. no. they had the bishounen from free exclamation mark. they had bbc sherlock