In life,war. In death,peace.

Best oldsona dubism is the San Francisco Really Big Guys it makes me laugh everytime they say it

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

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i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

the one... dear squire

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre