In life,war. In death,peace.

Best feeling is when you hug someone and they hug you tighter, like yes please don’t let me go

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again