Cell shaded dick time

I AM a female villain apologist and it IS because they are sexy. that is all

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

I met Grimes at my old middle school and she was doing graffiti there. She told me that I was doing great and asked me if I wanted to get calzones with her.

God I wish that was me

when you think about it i mean like i am like begging for it baby makes you want to party wanna wake up baby it’s violence violence baby it’s violence

This is what that bee bloop fairy fart grimes bitch thinks she’s giving

grimes will just put on a skintight outfit and a pair of wings and think that’s a flex. i see hordes of hoes doing that on mardi gras every year.

@gunsslut

I cannot even defend her because it’s true I-

LOOK AT RHE TOP OF HIS HEAD ANSBBDJANA

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I have my interview with Disney this week…

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

annoying, empty, and utterly devoid of humanity. fitting.

Makes you hungry

@gunsslut

Shit He's Here

yay its back.

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

Hey hey hey hey I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to. Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS. And I asked for something almost impossible,

I reblog this every time I see it

plz plz plz

Guys, I just saw this and I remember reblogging it before, and I wished that my crush would tell me his true feelings about me, and like five days ago, he confessed to liking me, and we started dating. This shit works. Thanks tumblr

omgomg

fingers crossed lmao

Let’s hope!

if this doesn’t work I’m gonna kill a bitch

love him but whoever took this vid is not cool....let him enjoy in peace