Gandalf, but like, with a gun

His geriatric charm and decrepit cunt serve have bewitched me body and soul

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

A stunning likeness

Acknowledge me

Acknowledged

A stunning likeness

You have my gun

And my gun

And my gun!

Where are we going?

@meriaglockbrandybuck

You have my gun

And my gun

And my gun!

I’d like to think I’m an elf with standards, my standards are dwarves with big guns

So every dwarf, are you sure? Because I recall you being less than friendly to many of the ones we met before our dear Gunli

It appears I need to be more specific, dwarves with big guns named gimli.

i know that gun crime is a very serious issue and i am absolutely pro-gun control but at the same time “(x) but with a Gun” memes will literally never not be fucking hilarious

*Pulls cloak over head* psst… psst @pereguntook I got some gun teaching lessons for ya

Hm? What was that?

A splendid gift!

Please, Peregun, be careful with that, don’t run with it in your hands. Never point it toward someone. And definitely do not shoot Boromir (with a gun) with it. 

Hail, Strider! Will you teach me how to use this strange instrument?

Yes, young Meriaglock…..Somewhere far away from any potential victims. @legunlas could you loan me a hand here. 

I will not teach the hobbits to use a gun.

Please?

PLLLEEEEEAAAASSSEEE???

With approval of Gunndalf, or Boromir (with a gun)

Consider, if we do not teach them how to use a gun properly, and they both already have guns then they are more a danger to themselves and others. Legunlas, oddly enough teaching them is safer. 

Fair point aragun I will teach them how to unload a gun

What do you load into guns? Is it bees? I feel like it’s bees

Yes… It is…

We must provide guns for all the shire, then! The guns will help pollinate our crops!

(aragun help)

@gunli , will you provide the shire with guns?

hmm. Hobbits!  I will bring you guns of the finest dwarf craftsmanship!!

DO. NOT. GIVE. THE. ENTIRE. SHIRE. GUNS. GUNLI! It is one of the last peaceful lands of Middle Earth (with guns), have the good graces to let it remain so a bit longer.

I’m with aragun. Please. Please no more.

There will NOT be guns in the Shire as long as I’m around

*sweats * listen I’m prepared, just no one uses them anymore, it’s been many years since I used it.