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oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

penny-anna

Gandalf: man is a featherless biped.

Merry, bursting into the room, brandishing a naked Pippin: BEHOLD, A MAN!

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all of sam’s daughters are lesbians actually

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tags by @penny-anna

pippin named his son faramir????

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“Yoof (yikes + oof)”

— Peregrin Took

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penny-anna

positive fellowship alignment chart (from here)

penny-anna

and for some reason sam being on the sexy tab is the funniest thing in the worldas funny as it is i might’ve placed him on the genuine tab

in my lesbian (ie, in this context pointless) opinion Sam is objectively the sexiest member of the fellowship

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As a bi/pansexual I feel slightly more qualified to weigh in on this.

Sam is sexy af, but not in an traditional way.

Sam is the guy who will take care of you. He’ll bring you breakfast in bed made from vegetables from his garden and eggs from his chickens. He’ll build a fire in the evening and rub your feet.

Sam is Farmers Market sexy.

penny-anna

Boromir: *lying awake one night* Hey Merry. you awake.

Merry: ?I am now

Boromir: what are baby hobbits called

Merry: …hobbit… babies?

Boromir: yes those, what do you call them?

Merry: hobbit babies.

Boromir: yes but what are they CALLED.

Merry: hobbit. babies.

Boromir: but what are they called?

Merry: I give up *goes back to sleep*

Boromir: *staring up at the sky* I still don’t know what they’re called

penny-anna

~next morning~

Merry: hey Boromir

Boromir: hm?

Merry: last night. did you wake me up. to ask me what hobbit babies are called.

Merry: or did I dream that

Boromir: ………………….you never answered the question

Merry: yes I did

Boromir: no you didn’t

Merry: Frodo. Sam. Anyone. please help.

Sam: Mr Merry what the fresh hell are you talking about

Merry: Sam tell Boromir what we call baby hobbits

Sam: ……you mean… babies?

Merry: exactly

Boromir: ………….OH

Boromir: I thought. there might be a special word.

Sam: no we just call them babies why would there be a special word

Merry: what would it even… be

Boromir: I don’t know that’s why I was ASKING

Legolas, from the other side of the hill: BOBBITS

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Pippin: BOBBITS

Merry: no

Pippin: I’m making it happen

Merry: nO

Pippin: bobbits. little bobbits. back when i was a bobbit. I love it.

Sam: *not looking up from what he’s doing* Mr Pippin if you ever say that word around me again I am going to rip your guts out through your nose

Pippin: ……………wow.

*Merry losing his shit in the foreground*

*Aragorn losing his fucking mind in the background*

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@faramirsonofdenethor

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fucking superb you funky little hobbits

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@frodo-bagguns I drew Frodo with really pointy feet

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ah yes. I will kick people with them. additionally weaponry. thank you so much <3

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Will you carry @meriaglockbrandybuck and I? It’s so cold and gimli said you have big guns

aragun

All that is Glock does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The pistol that is strong does not wither,

Black powder is not reached by the frost.

From the trigger, a fire shall be woken,

A spark from the shadows shall spring.

Renewed shall be gun that was broken,

The crown less again shall be king.

femmegimli

every picture of keanu reeves is big aragorn energy and you can quote me on that

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aragorn getting ready for the battle of helms deep

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aragorn trying eowyn’s cooking

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aragorn alone in the middle of a forest trying to figure out where legolas and gimli have been for the past two hours

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I now need you to make a caption to this pic, because my creative hours are suddenly out. I’m begging you, please.

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Aragorn when Pippin asks for second breakfast like he didnt have a buffet three minutes ago

Hey listen do you KNOW how hard the sheer power of the mere concept of peregrin took but with a gun just hit m

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peregrin twink

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Gandalf: my son now

Pippin: Gandalf how many times do I have to tell you, I already have a father

Gandalf: so?

Merry: I’m on the market for a new dad actually

Gandalf: fuck off Merry

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i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

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