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oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape
Gandalf: man is a featherless biped.
Merry, bursting into the room, brandishing a naked Pippin: BEHOLD, A MAN!
positive fellowship alignment chart (from here)
and for some reason sam being on the sexy tab is the funniest thing in the worldas funny as it is i might’ve placed him on the genuine tab
in my lesbian (ie, in this context pointless) opinion Sam is objectively the sexiest member of the fellowship
As a bi/pansexual I feel slightly more qualified to weigh in on this.
Sam is sexy af, but not in an traditional way.
Sam is the guy who will take care of you. He’ll bring you breakfast in bed made from vegetables from his garden and eggs from his chickens. He’ll build a fire in the evening and rub your feet.
Sam is Farmers Market sexy.
Boromir: *lying awake one night* Hey Merry. you awake.
Merry: ?I am now
Boromir: what are baby hobbits called
Merry: …hobbit… babies?
Boromir: yes those, what do you call them?
Merry: hobbit babies.
Boromir: yes but what are they CALLED.
Merry: hobbit. babies.
Boromir: but what are they called?
Merry: I give up *goes back to sleep*
Boromir: *staring up at the sky* I still don’t know what they’re called
~next morning~
Merry: hey Boromir
Boromir: hm?
Merry: last night. did you wake me up. to ask me what hobbit babies are called.
Merry: or did I dream that
Boromir: ………………….you never answered the question
Merry: yes I did
Boromir: no you didn’t
Merry: Frodo. Sam. Anyone. please help.
Sam: Mr Merry what the fresh hell are you talking about
Merry: Sam tell Boromir what we call baby hobbits
Sam: ……you mean… babies?
Merry: exactly
Boromir: ………….OH
Boromir: I thought. there might be a special word.
Sam: no we just call them babies why would there be a special word
Merry: what would it even… be
Boromir: I don’t know that’s why I was ASKING
Legolas, from the other side of the hill: BOBBITS
Pippin: BOBBITS
Merry: no
Pippin: I’m making it happen
Merry: nO
Pippin: bobbits. little bobbits. back when i was a bobbit. I love it.
Sam: *not looking up from what he’s doing* Mr Pippin if you ever say that word around me again I am going to rip your guts out through your nose
Pippin: ……………wow.
*Merry losing his shit in the foreground*
*Aragorn losing his fucking mind in the background*

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Those without glocks can still die upon them
fucking superb you funky little hobbits
@frodo-bagguns I drew Frodo with really pointy feet
ah yes. I will kick people with them. additionally weaponry. thank you so much <3
Merry: How old do you think I am?
Eowyn: Merry, age doesn't matter. You can die at any time.
Gandalf: my son now
Pippin: Gandalf how many times do I have to tell you, I already have a father
Gandalf: so?
Merry: I’m on the market for a new dad actually
Gandalf: fuck off Merry

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Frodo: oh, Merry! Life would be so much simpler, if we were newts
Merry: ………….Yes, well, I’ve said the same thing myself a hundred times.
(original)
i know that gun crime is a very serious issue and i am absolutely pro-gun control but at the same time “(x) but with a Gun” memes will literally never not be fucking hilarious
post on this site: the lord of the rings but legolas has a shotgun
my shit idiot gremlin brain:
i am on the FLOOR
the most terrifying sentence in the universe
nice
Aragorn is saying “potato” and “wait that’s my horse”
@legunlas @gunli
This is accurate to how gunli and I sleep
It;s true! He’s a cuddly fellow
hobbits with guns reblog if you agree

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hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked
Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you
CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~
@saurgun fuck you
I see you
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