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Bootlicker tumblr found this post and I’m crying reading the notes on this post I’m sorry you have the sense of humor of wet bread

Opinion: I think Legolas should be in more films

If Legolas can be a major player in the hobbit movies despite not being in the book then I don't see why he shouldn't just show up in whatever fantasy story he likes. Everyone likes him so it would be a win-win

This website makes me feel like I’m being waterboarded

cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it

i am gonna do it

don’t do this

BLEASE

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

guys Gollum used to be a hobbit…he was shooting his shot

i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

#reblogging agaim just so ppl know that reason why the buddy cant stay alive is cuz hes gonna die in 2 days or less#two headed cows cant survive and usually are born dead and have a lot of medical problems#so rather than a tramatic death they get put down safely#cant keep him but can love him enough to not let him suffer