I am your servant, may I light your cigarette?

when his shoulders are broad enough that when he hooks your legs over them you instantly feel the stretch in your thighs

unfortunately i do want that fictional man’s fingers in my mouth

trauma humping

getting high with your guy best friend and he starts listing reasons you should let him put his cock inside you

"Don't you wanna be good for me?" Evil. Evil tactic. Suddenly I'm folding and I'll do anything he ask cause yes, I wanna be good, I'll be so so good! Just for him <3

Blorbo who is surprised and a bit delighted to learn that confessing their filthiest, most perverted fantasies of what they want to do to me does not disgust me or alienate me but actually has the reverse effect where I’m staring at them with heart eyes and planning our wedding in my head

the eroticism of pissing a man the fuck off

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

2d man who has never kneeled for anyone in his life dropping to his knees to worship you

missionary so i can cup his face and call him a good boy

Kiss the dick that breeds you or something

What if he called me "doll" while I gave him head.

He mighta been a Mojave Boot Rider but we'll see who's riding the. Boots around here.