adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

"I never want to hear from you again!" ok. So. Account > Settings > Yap Settings > Personalize > Opt Out of Yapping > Opt Out of All. If this doesn't resolve it you can also try to kill me but I'm really strong as fuuuuuuck.

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.