Ever gone on a date with a big boy?

Brian: [also talking softly] Unfortunately Snake, there’s no way to tell for sure. Certain retailers will offer samples, but in most cases it’s up to you to purchase a product and try it out.

Pat: Hrnhh… Sounds expensive…

Brian: It is, Snake. And the cost disproportionately effects women.

Pat: Women…?

Brian: Societal norms in the west dictate that a woman’s value is tied to their appearance. And the thing every woman has…

Pat: Skin…

Brian: Right.

Pat: So, we expect women to attain a higher — [clears his throat] we expect women to attain perfect skin, and we also expect them to pay for it.

Brian: All while paying them less for doing the same jobs as men.

Pat: So Colonel, that means…

Brian: Yes Snake, it is imperative that you give your money to women.

Don’t think about it..,.