There's nothing to see here...

I love Britney's dance posts

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

MY FAVOURITE THING

When he poops the sweet out of fright though hahahaha

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

i wanna play a game

On your phone