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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
styofa doing anything
noise dept.
Origami Around
shark vs the universe
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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todays bird
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
NASA
Stranger Things
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@glam-hutchence
happy
💙🤎💛my birbs💚🧡💙
•I GOT TO MEET ANDREW FARRISS TWICE, I'VE MET JON FARRISS, AND GARRY BEERS TOO!!!!! 3/6 INXS MEMBERS <333333
•PETE CAME UP TO ME DURING SATURDAY AND I HELD HIS HAND AND HELPED SUPPORT HIM WHILE HE STOOD AT BARRIER 🥺😍
•Con o'neill is an absolute sweetheart and he hugged me for the longest time 😭😭😭💖💖💖💖✨
•matt ryan. That's it. Thats the happy I love him so much <3333333333
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there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you
today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.
reblog this post to help a child break the law
oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law
I See You
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I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.
The worst types of cookbook:
The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.
The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...
The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.
The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).
The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!
The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...
The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).
The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.
#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought
Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️
they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture
there is a world out there I can’t comprehend
behold, context
are you feeling it* now Mr Krabs
*it = radiation sickness
Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.
"if you take testosterone youll look like your DAD!! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD?!! YOULL LOOK LIKE A GROSS UGLY MAN YOULL LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD!" nope! adopted💖
shoutout to the guys saying "my dad is awesome itll be cool if i look like him" but especially shoutout to the guys saying "i will/do look like my dad on t and i am making him suffer for it. he is evil and he HATES that i look like him. im like him but better" yall have a powerful aura
my parents divorce finalized the year I started T and my mom loved to say “you look like your dad/sound like your dad” as a way of insulting me in fights. well the joke is on her because my identical twin started T 13 years later so now there’s 3 of us
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really dig these
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
World Heritage Post
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#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??
Good question, also no that won’t help.
shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.
Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.
Me: Oh, good thing I never-
Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening
oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok
this post is five years old and has been repeatedly debunked, why is this going around again
A TikTok trend is is prompting people to show off 'dents' in their pinky they believe are caused by their phone. But experts say 'phone pink
The post doesn't say anything about "changing the shape of your pinky". It says that holding your hand in this position for long periods of time can aggravate one of the three nerves that control the main motor functions of your hand. You are debunking something that this post never mentioned.
I don't use phones all that much, but I put similar stress on my pinky by the way I use a computer mouse, and I promise you that it absolutely does cause me hand and wrist problems.
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now
Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.
Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.
Frog: turns around and eats the bug.
Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.
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I wanted to draw today but didn't know what. I looked at the dino list and it said Rainbow Lorikeet and then I said heck yeah!
2026 dinosaur prompt list
FUCK
18+ that means gerard tits debut. £5 tickets that means POOR LONDONERS ONLY IF YOU HAVE OVER £100 IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DONT FUCKING GET TICKETS !!!!!!!!!!! hell if you've got tickets to see them anyway don't get tickets this shit is for the fans who have no other way to see them and if any of you rich fuckers show up there (looking at the barricade brigade) i'll start contacting venues telling them not to let you in because you're a danger to other fans (which we have evidence of)
