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normalise wearing a big skull shirt with spiky bracelets and calling people dorkzillas while taking their lunch money. if you shove nerds in their lockers. youre valid...........

bought a zucchini and the clerk trying to key it in was like I’m so sorry can you tell me what this is. brother never be sorry for having an inquisitive mind

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

pussy corrosive

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

im your lame ass mutual and you love me

im your lame ass mutual and you love me

im your lame ass mutual and you love me