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@guardianbittyadoptioncenter
Not sure I already asked or not but I was wondering if I could adopt a nom and a watcher please?
Of course! Would you like a scenario or a RP? (Also, apologies for getting to this so late! I’ve been strictly on mobile and just recently got a computer. I did get your other ask as well.)
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A man with a blue hoodie walks into the shop, surrounded closely by what appear to be stars. His face is obscured by a red X that blocks his features no matter what angle you may try to look at him. His presence is strange and ethereal, but calm. He walks to the front counter and clears his throat, his voice echoing slightly. ~Hello. My name is Dreamer. I have come to adopt a Worm bitty. I have even brought a treat I believe they may like.~ He pulls out a bag of mini pretzels, his smile obvious.
*There is one thing that a Worm cannot resist, and that, is mini pretzels. Of course, they all have their preferences. Some like chocolate covered, or buttery, or sourdough, or oven-baked, or salted, or even chili pretzels. But the classics are still near and dear in their hearts.The normally shy lamias surround the strange man in a horde, each tugging at his pants or making grabby hands excitedly. Out of the sight of the others, one tediously climbs up Dreamer’s back, to drape across his neck so he could pat at the man’s face in a plead for the crunchy goodies.Once given his salty reward, he wrapped himself around Dreamer’s neck to digest in peace. And to claim the strange man of his owner.Anyone who brought his favorite pretzels, even by accident, was definitely worth his time.
( @bitti-tarts I hope it's alright if I continue this? Also, Marshmallow the Endogerus was adopted from @mythical-adoptions)
~~x~~
Upon returning to the shop, Dreamer was greeted immediately by the Endogerus puppy, Marshmallow, who had become their resident guard dog as well as a great companion for Void. Spark, a hybrid bitty, had grown fond of him as well and the two were almost never seen apart. This time, Spark was nowhere to be seen, though Dreamer could sense him nearby. He yipped and jumped to get Dreamer's attention, which earned him a chuckle and soft pat.
~Hello Marshmallow. You've been a very good boy, I see.~
At that moment, Void exited a back storage room, spotting Dreamer. He handed one of the boxes he was carrying to Knight, the Watcher who had been helping around the shop, and approached.
*Hey Dreamer! Where have you been all day?*
Dreamer smiled and pulled his hood down, showing a Worm bitty that had curled around his neck, now sleeping.
~Meet Charlie. He is a Worm bitty from an exotic shop down the way. He is quite the sweetheart, despite such a rough start.~
Charlie stirs, yawning and almost rolling off Dreamer's shoulder. Thankfully, Dreamer noticed and caught the little one, who blinked at him in shock.
~Careful little one. You almost got hurt.~
The bitty looked down in shame and Void reacted instantly, seeing his distress.
*It's okay, Charlie! You didn't do anything wrong! He was just worried you'd fall on the floor!*
Charlie was a tad startled at the person he hadn't noticed before, looking over at him before the words processed.
"T-Thank you..."
Void smiled in relief.
*Heh, you're welcome. You are such a sweet bitty.*
Dreamer nodded in agreement.
~It was not my intention to blame you, dear one. My friend, Void, is correct that I only wished for you to be safe.~
Chaos walked in, carrying Spark who immediately pointed to Charlie. His red eyelight had come back, the crimson magic leaking from his eye as a result. He nodded and went closer.
((Spark had me carry him here since he wanted to give our "newcomer" a present. I was unaware we had a newcomer.))
Chaos sets down Spark on the counter, turning his attention to Charlie.
((Hello there. I'm Chaos and this is Sp- Oh where did he go now?))
A glance back to Dreamer's palm showed Spark sitting next to Charlie, smiling.
((I swear, I have no idea how he does that.))
Spark tugged on Charlie's hand, who bowed lower to see what he wanted to show, only for Spark to place a flower crown on his head, followed by a hug.
*Awwww... That's so precious.*
((Indeed. You're gonna fit in well around here, little one.))
Charlie beamed, touching the flower crown, happy with the acceptance into the strange family.
~~x~~
My friend @bellabee1996 edited this in a group chat when I showed them the picture of the Worm bitty:
I figured @bitti-tarts (the artist) would like to see it. I hope you like it!
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Easy Target?
It was an easy target, his buddies told him.
"We heard they have some rare bitties in the shop. They'll sell for a lot, if we can get them. They even have a few hybrids. Those are the rarest of all, since no two are alike. Just get in and get out and we all get rich."
He chuckled to himself, standing in the center of the shop. It was so easy to get in, it was almost hilarious. Just a little jimmy on the lock and voila! He was inside. He could even see where the little hybrid was, nestled in a pile of plush blue blankets. He was so tiny, it was a wonder he could see him at all. Lucky him the young hybrid was out in the open on the front counter.
He picked up the hybrid by his "pincers" so if he woke up, he wouldn't be able to hurt him. He did wake up from the movement and stared at him for a solid minute. His eyes were dark, no light whatsoever within them. It was a little unsettling, but it was all going as planned, so he didn't think anything of it.
He almost missed the whispering.
Almost.
"What did you say?"
The bitty smiled. It was the kind of smile that chills you to the bone and makes your heart pause in fear. He pointed behind him and, despite his every instinct telling him not to, he turned.
At first, he didn't see anything except shadows. Then, a low, warbling growl reached his ears and every hair on his body stood on end. The shadow shifted, pulsing and unnatural, coming into the light. The growling intensified from the three-headed creature, one of the heads empty except a hole, which frothed and foamed a strange grey-white substance. The only head with a muzzle showed nothing but animalistic fury.
Footsteps drew his attention past the beast to a figure cloaked in darkness. His eyes were red and glowed with the same rage as the creature before him. A blade was drawn and pointed to his chest, it's edge catching the light from a streetlight and glinting dangerously.
*P̴̲͕͋̀͜u̙̙̖̔̂ͯt̶̨̡̞̩͑̒̎.̴͔̭̓ ̸̩̭͈ͨ̓ͣH̢̰ͫ͋̐ͅi̥͛m̶̖̃́͡.ͥ̄͡ ̠͡D̴̡̯̾oͦ̌̊ŵ̊n̮͈͒͑̄.͕̞͔̋̋͘*
He obeyed without question, dropping the hybrid to the ground. He landed with surprising grace and climbed the counter to curl up on the blankets. Still the blade didn't waver, nor the one wielding it.
"L-look, I'll j-just go! N-no need to g-get upset!"
Those red eyes pierced his very soul, searching him. The blade moved so fast, he was unaware it had, until he saw it retreating into the shadows.
His pants fell into ribbons at his feet and he froze as the voice from the darkness spoke once again.
*L̒ḙ̒͌̌́å̙̣ͬ͟v̮e̴̲͓̼ͬ͝ ̥̯̥̿̊̈n̟̦͡ͅ͏͘o̷̥͉͉ͯ̈́̚w̰͜͢͞.̰ͅ ̧̝ͥ̓I̞̩ͪ̈́f͐͡ y̪̫̑̽́o͉͇̞͟u͓̯̳̍̾̓ ̫̍r̙̳̥͑ͧ͒ę͟͜t̶̎̊͡͏u̴̾̎͢r̋̽͛n̶̷̛̯ͩ,̷̱͇ͣ̅͒ ̧͈̠͚̌̈͡Ỉ̶̸͉̦͍͐͝ ̶̡̾̊͑s̛̬̎͒҉ẁ̷̿ë̝̦ͬ͟ar̳̜̖ͩ̌͝,̠̪͚ ̪̞͌̄ŷ͛̄͞o̦͇̻ͯų̟͏ ̗̱͈ẃ̯͎̯ͫͨï͕l̙͓̳̔l͚̠͐̊͞ ̤̫̲́͋l̵̤̜ͤę͈̗͖ͩ̏͜a͚͊̀̚͟͟ŕnͩ̒͂͏̴ ̧̓̎͊͜͝w͕̙̫͋̾̎h͓̟ͨ̊̎͝y̼̲̗ ̧̧̛̖̭́͆͋ṫ̜̖̞̓͞h̶͖͗̄͛e͔̱͌̀y̴̯̙̼ͮ̇͠ ̸͔̩̊̊̂c̶̛̞̜̃̽̚a̦̤l͢͠ḽͥ̈̌ ̯̖͡͝m̯̺͋͊̔e̒̀͢͝ ̶ͬ͊͊̕͡V̹̥̦͛ͭ̓́͞҉ọ̕í̢͕͜d̡͙̲͔ͪ̋̚.̪̝̐͂ ̰̞͉̽ͪ̏̕T̺̯̀ͪ͋̕h͖̮ͦͤe̯̠͠r̡̛̤̺ͧ̆́͝ͅe̸͐͟ ̤͉̐ͨ̾͟҉̷w̷̳̱͉ͮ̑į͙̞҉l͎ͮ͏l͕̂͛͘ ̴̍̑͝b̧̛̀̆ͥe̛͊̅̚͠ ̰̱̍N̙̥̦̓͏́͘Ő̰̔͟ ̸̢̨̹̻ͭ͋̚Mͤ̒ͩ҉E̴͙̼͓̍̇̾Ŕ̷̝̭C̵̑ͧͬY͏́̕.̴̌͠͡*
He scrambled out the door, tripping over the remains of his pants, and bolting down the street.
The lights turned on in the shop, Void petting the Endogerus pup.
*Such a good boy, Marshmallow. Who's a good boy? You showed that big meanie huh? Scared him off real good? Yeah, that's my good boy!*
Marshmallow practically vibrated from the praise, so happy with making his master proud and the pets he was receiving en mass. The hybrid bitty hopped down from the counter and toddled over to Void, making grabby hand motions to be picked up.
*You alright Spark? Did he hurt you?*
Spark shook his head, nuzzling Void's fingers and trying to bite him.
*You must be hungry. Come on, lets go get you some food. Then it's back to bed for you.*
At the mention of food, Spark drooled in want hopping into his hand. Marshmallow also hopped onto his chest, somehow sticking to him and he laughed.
*Alright, alright, we'll all get food.*
He glanced back to the front door, smirking.
*An easy target, huh? Not likely, bud. Not as long as I'm here.*
The next morning, Chaos called to Void from the front counter.
((Hey Void? Why is there shedded denim in front of the counter?))
He chuckled.
*I'll clean it up, Chaos. It's nothing to worry about.*
~~x~~
Marshmallow the Endogerus was adopted from @mythical-adoptions.
Spark is a hybrid of a Nom and Watcher, two Guardian bitties.
((Void and Marshmallow!))
((Void adopted a Endogerus puppy from @mythical-adoptions after rescuing the little one from a storm. I managed to get a rare photo of Void relaxed for once! Little Marshmallow must be rubbing off on him.))
((He may be mad at me later for showing y'all this.))
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A flash of lightning and a boom of thunder. The rain outside is turning more into a storm the longer it continues, with rumbles shaking the sky everytime the sparks of light cut through the overhanging darkness the storm clouds bring. No one in their right mind would go out in that kind of storm, nor expect anyone else to.
Void is not anyone else.
His red eyes are aglow with determination, sprinting through the rain. The downpour has drenched his black hoodie and dark hair, his clothes sticking to him and making his skin slick, every step splashing into ankle deep puddles.
Even so, he runs.
He turns the corner and spots his destination, sighing in relief but never losing his pace. He’s not to the adoption center yet, after all. He doesn’t slow down, practically barreling through the front door, panting and red-faced with exertion. He barely manages to close the door behind him before exhaution hits and he collapses. He had been using as much magic as he could, trying to shield and heal the tiny creature in his arms. He had reached his limit. Regardless, he called out into the shop, shivering from the cold that clung to him.
*H-Hello? Can s-someone help me? I have an Endogerus p-puppy that n-needs healing… P-please…*
A young skeleton comes out form the front desk, looking alarmed.
“An Endogerus pup? We have to get him to Tori, come on.” I said, leading the way to the infirmary. A short goat-monster stood in there, a purple dress and white lab-coat as her attire.
“Oh, dear, you have a pup? Put him on the table, quickly now.” she said.
Void nods, still shivering from the cold, but focused more on the pup than his own wellbeing. He sways a bit from the lack of magic in his system, but puts the pup on the table, watching carefully.
*I f-f-found him o-outs-side in t-t-the c-cold. H-he w-was f-fr-freezing, b-but w-wouldn’t m-move… I t-think h-he was ab-bandoned…*
His legs give out from under him again and he collapses again to the floor, trembling.
*D-dammit… C-Chaos alw-ways t-tells m-m-me to n-not use t-too much m-m-magic…*
Another goat-monster walked into the room, this one a male.
“Gory, can you help him? He seems to have used an excess amount of magic.” I asked. The goat, Gory, nodded and helped you into a chair to sit down, throwing a blanket over you enchanted with fire-magic to dry you off.
Tori went to work on the Endogerus, her paws glowing with green healing magic.
“Thankfully, Endogerus are fairly invulnerable to damage, though that doesn’t mean they can’t get sick still.” she sighed. “You found this little one just in time. With a bit of healing, and some rest he should be just fine.”
Void smiles weakly in relief, sinking into the warmth of the blanket, still not taking his eyes off the pup.
*I’m g-glad… Poor guy needs a little care. Even if I’m sure I’m gonna get scolded by Chaos when I get back to the shop for exhausting myself, I think this pup is worth it.*
The Endogerus pup perks up a bit at that, but quickly settles back into a whimper. Void notices the change and growls low under his breath, his red eyes sparking once again.
*I swear, though… If I find whoever left that pup outside, with or without my magic, I will make certain they never touch him or any other living creature again.*
He pauses, a bit of confusion settling over his features. He points to the blanket, looking up at Lusty.
*Okay, I have no idea what is in these, but holy creation, I feel like I could run a mile and a half.*
He chuckles.
*Probably shouldn’t though. Chaos will probably lock me in my bed when I get back. My partner is a bit worrisome…*
“The blankets are donated anonymously, but they are infused with magic. That one should warm you up nicely.” I said. I got a packet of Sea Tea form the counter and put a pot of water to boil on a stove nearby.
“Some Sea Tea should help him along too.” I said as Tori continued healing the pup.
Void looks impressed, running his fingers over the plush fabric, before returning his attention to the pup. Though he’s still a little unsteady, he manages to stumble over to the table, slowly extending his hand to potentially pet the three-headed pup. It watches him warily and he speaks softly.
“I’m not gonna hurt you, M-”
He cuts himself off, pausing, before sighing.
“Fuck it. I’m attached. I can’t leave him. I… I even have a name.”
He looks back to Lusty.
“Can I please adopt him…?”
The pup suddenly nuzzles his hand and, though he’s surprised, he begins to pet him, gently stroking the heads and scritching at the ears. If Void’s eyes could shift, they would be hearts right now.
I chuckled, nodding.
“Sure thing, he seems to have bonded with you already so I’d hate to split you guys.” I said. I snapped my fingers, a brief flash of dark-blue magic flaring in my eyesockets before a clipboard and pen appeared in my hands.
“You can sign his papers here, and when he’s feeling better you can bring him home.” I said. “Though that shouldn’t take very long at all.”
Void nods, but doesn’t look at Lusty, his attention focused on petting the pup, whose tail, or tails, start wagging with more vigor with the affection.
*What a little marshmallow. Do you like that name? Marshmallow?*
He let out a warbled yip, looking better already and Void chuckles.
*Marshmallow it is then.*
He breaks his gaze to look at Lusty, holding out his hand.
*Papers please.*
I chuckled and handed you the papers and pen. The pot of hot water was boiling now, and I mixed a small bowl of Sea Tea for the pup, letting it cool a bit.
“Alright Marshmallow, drink this up and you can go home with your new friend, ok little guy?” I said.
Marshmallow climbed into bowl, the liquid absorbed into his body and he yipped happily, bouncing around with renewed energy.
Void signs the papers and offers his hands again for Marshmallow. Thanks to the blanket, his clothes have dried and he feels like his magic has been restored. The pup jumps into his arms, trying to lick his face but only succeeding in covering his chin in slobber.
*Okay, okay! I love you too, Marshmallow.*
A rumble of thunder brought Void’s attention and he sighed.
*Looks like I’m gonna have to call Chaos to pick us up. I tried to teleport here and ended up almost a mile away. The storm must have messed up my calculations. Chaos is… Better at that stuff. He’s probably still at the Guardian bitty shop.*
At that moment, another man, this one with a purple hoodie and glasses and sprinkling of freckles across his cheeks, teleports into the room in a flicker of color. He has a mischievous grin and a hand on his hip and a giant pencil strapped to his back.
((You called?))
Void jumps and turns to him, clutching his chest.
*Oh Creator, you just about gave me a soul attack Chaos!*
Chaos chuckles, shaking his head.
((Come on, lets head h… Is that a puppy?))
*Y-Yes… This is Marshmallow. He is mine.*
((Huh. Didn’t expect you to have a thing for dogs. Who knew you were such a big softy, mister “Deity of Destruction.”))
Void feigns offense and turns to Lusty, giving an exaggerated scoff.
*Well then! I see that my title is a cause for teasing? That’s low, Chaos, I am hurt.*
Chaos sighs, but is still smiling, looking past Void to speak to Lusty.
((Thank you for taking care of my dork boyfriend. He gets into far too much trouble for his own good.))
He grins again, petting Marshmallow.
((Regardless, welcome to the family Marshmallow. I’m sure you are gonna fit in great. Now then, shall we?))
He offers his hand to Void, who looks back to Lusty once again.
*Thank you, Lusty. Goodbye!*
“It was no trouble at all, and feel free to keep that blanket as a gift.” I said, smiling. I waved goodbye.
*You’d gotten one energetic goopy pup, and he was thrilled to have a home with you~*
A flash of lightning and a boom of thunder. The rain outside is turning more into a storm the longer it continues, with rumbles shaking the sky everytime the sparks of light cut through the overhanging darkness the storm clouds bring. No one in their right mind would go out in that kind of storm, nor expect anyone else to.
Void is not anyone else.
His red eyes are aglow with determination, sprinting through the rain. The downpour has drenched his black hoodie and dark hair, his clothes sticking to him and making his skin slick, every step splashing into ankle deep puddles.
Even so, he runs.
He turns the corner and spots his destination, sighing in relief but never losing his pace. He’s not to the adoption center yet, after all. He doesn’t slow down, practically barreling through the front door, panting and red-faced with exertion. He barely manages to close the door behind him before exhaution hits and he collapses. He had been using as much magic as he could, trying to shield and heal the tiny creature in his arms. He had reached his limit. Regardless, he called out into the shop, shivering from the cold that clung to him.
*H-Hello? Can s-someone help me? I have an Endogerus p-puppy that n-needs healing… P-please…*
A young skeleton comes out form the front desk, looking alarmed.
“An Endogerus pup? We have to get him to Tori, come on.” I said, leading the way to the infirmary. A short goat-monster stood in there, a purple dress and white lab-coat as her attire.
“Oh, dear, you have a pup? Put him on the table, quickly now.” she said.
Void nods, still shivering from the cold, but focused more on the pup than his own wellbeing. He sways a bit from the lack of magic in his system, but puts the pup on the table, watching carefully.
*I f-f-found him o-outs-side in t-t-the c-cold. H-he w-was f-fr-freezing, b-but w-wouldn’t m-move… I t-think h-he was ab-bandoned…*
His legs give out from under him again and he collapses again to the floor, trembling.
*D-dammit… C-Chaos alw-ways t-tells m-m-me to n-not use t-too much m-m-magic…*
Another goat-monster walked into the room, this one a male.
“Gory, can you help him? He seems to have used an excess amount of magic.” I asked. The goat, Gory, nodded and helped you into a chair to sit down, throwing a blanket over you enchanted with fire-magic to dry you off.
Tori went to work on the Endogerus, her paws glowing with green healing magic.
“Thankfully, Endogerus are fairly invulnerable to damage, though that doesn’t mean they can’t get sick still.” she sighed. “You found this little one just in time. With a bit of healing, and some rest he should be just fine.”
Void smiles weakly in relief, sinking into the warmth of the blanket, still not taking his eyes off the pup.
*I’m g-glad… Poor guy needs a little care. Even if I’m sure I’m gonna get scolded by Chaos when I get back to the shop for exhausting myself, I think this pup is worth it.*
The Endogerus pup perks up a bit at that, but quickly settles back into a whimper. Void notices the change and growls low under his breath, his red eyes sparking once again.
*I swear, though… If I find whoever left that pup outside, with or without my magic, I will make certain they never touch him or any other living creature again.*
He pauses, a bit of confusion settling over his features. He points to the blanket, looking up at Lusty.
*Okay, I have no idea what is in these, but holy creation, I feel like I could run a mile and a half.*
He chuckles.
*Probably shouldn’t though. Chaos will probably lock me in my bed when I get back. My partner is a bit worrisome…*
“The blankets are donated anonymously, but they are infused with magic. That one should warm you up nicely.” I said. I got a packet of Sea Tea form the counter and put a pot of water to boil on a stove nearby.
“Some Sea Tea should help him along too.” I said as Tori continued healing the pup.
Void looks impressed, running his fingers over the plush fabric, before returning his attention to the pup. Though he’s still a little unsteady, he manages to stumble over to the table, slowly extending his hand to potentially pet the three-headed pup. It watches him warily and he speaks softly.
“I’m not gonna hurt you, M-”
He cuts himself off, pausing, before sighing.
“Fuck it. I’m attached. I can’t leave him. I… I even have a name.”
He looks back to Lusty.
“Can I please adopt him…?”
The pup suddenly nuzzles his hand and, though he’s surprised, he begins to pet him, gently stroking the heads and scritching at the ears. If Void’s eyes could shift, they would be hearts right now.
I chuckled, nodding.
“Sure thing, he seems to have bonded with you already so I’d hate to split you guys.” I said. I snapped my fingers, a brief flash of dark-blue magic flaring in my eyesockets before a clipboard and pen appeared in my hands.
“You can sign his papers here, and when he’s feeling better you can bring him home.” I said. “Though that shouldn’t take very long at all.”
Void nods, but doesn’t look at Lusty, his attention focused on petting the pup, whose tail, or tails, start wagging with more vigor with the affection.
*What a little marshmallow. Do you like that name? Marshmallow?*
He let out a warbled yip, looking better already and Void chuckles.
*Marshmallow it is then.*
He breaks his gaze to look at Lusty, holding out his hand.
*Papers please.*
I chuckled and handed you the papers and pen. The pot of hot water was boiling now, and I mixed a small bowl of Sea Tea for the pup, letting it cool a bit.
“Alright Marshmallow, drink this up and you can go home with your new friend, ok little guy?” I said.
Marshmallow climbed into bowl, the liquid absorbed into his body and he yipped happily, bouncing around with renewed energy.
Void signs the papers and offers his hands again for Marshmallow. Thanks to the blanket, his clothes have dried and he feels like his magic has been restored. The pup jumps into his arms, trying to lick his face but only succeeding in covering his chin in slobber.
*Okay, okay! I love you too, Marshmallow.*
A rumble of thunder brought Void's attention and he sighed.
*Looks like I'm gonna have to call Chaos to pick us up. I tried to teleport here and ended up almost a mile away. The storm must have messed up my calculations. Chaos is... Better at that stuff. He's probably still at the Guardian bitty shop.*
At that moment, another man, this one with a purple hoodie and glasses and sprinkling of freckles across his cheeks, teleports into the room in a flicker of color. He has a mischievous grin and a hand on his hip and a giant pencil strapped to his back.
((You called?))
Void jumps and turns to him, clutching his chest.
*Oh Creator, you just about gave me a soul attack Chaos!*
Chaos chuckles, shaking his head.
((Come on, lets head h... Is that a puppy?))
*Y-Yes... This is Marshmallow. He is mine.*
((Huh. Didn't expect you to have a thing for dogs. Who knew you were such a big softy, mister "Deity of Destruction."))
Void feigns offense and turns to Lusty, giving an exaggerated scoff.
*Well then! I see that my title is a cause for teasing? That's low, Chaos, I am hurt.*
Chaos sighs, but is still smiling, looking past Void to speak to Lusty.
((Thank you for taking care of my dork boyfriend. He gets into far too much trouble for his own good.))
He grins again, petting Marshmallow.
((Regardless, welcome to the family Marshmallow. I'm sure you are gonna fit in great. Now then, shall we?))
He offers his hand to Void, who looks back to Lusty once again.
*Thank you, Lusty. Goodbye!*
A flash of lightning and a boom of thunder. The rain outside is turning more into a storm the longer it continues, with rumbles shaking the sky everytime the sparks of light cut through the overhanging darkness the storm clouds bring. No one in their right mind would go out in that kind of storm, nor expect anyone else to.
Void is not anyone else.
His red eyes are aglow with determination, sprinting through the rain. The downpour has drenched his black hoodie and dark hair, his clothes sticking to him and making his skin slick, every step splashing into ankle deep puddles.
Even so, he runs.
He turns the corner and spots his destination, sighing in relief but never losing his pace. He’s not to the adoption center yet, after all. He doesn’t slow down, practically barreling through the front door, panting and red-faced with exertion. He barely manages to close the door behind him before exhaution hits and he collapses. He had been using as much magic as he could, trying to shield and heal the tiny creature in his arms. He had reached his limit. Regardless, he called out into the shop, shivering from the cold that clung to him.
*H-Hello? Can s-someone help me? I have an Endogerus p-puppy that n-needs healing… P-please…*
A young skeleton comes out form the front desk, looking alarmed.
“An Endogerus pup? We have to get him to Tori, come on.” I said, leading the way to the infirmary. A short goat-monster stood in there, a purple dress and white lab-coat as her attire.
“Oh, dear, you have a pup? Put him on the table, quickly now.” she said.
Void nods, still shivering from the cold, but focused more on the pup than his own wellbeing. He sways a bit from the lack of magic in his system, but puts the pup on the table, watching carefully.
*I f-f-found him o-outs-side in t-t-the c-cold. H-he w-was f-fr-freezing, b-but w-wouldn’t m-move… I t-think h-he was ab-bandoned…*
His legs give out from under him again and he collapses again to the floor, trembling.
*D-dammit… C-Chaos alw-ways t-tells m-m-me to n-not use t-too much m-m-magic…*
Another goat-monster walked into the room, this one a male.
“Gory, can you help him? He seems to have used an excess amount of magic.” I asked. The goat, Gory, nodded and helped you into a chair to sit down, throwing a blanket over you enchanted with fire-magic to dry you off.
Tori went to work on the Endogerus, her paws glowing with green healing magic.
“Thankfully, Endogerus are fairly invulnerable to damage, though that doesn’t mean they can’t get sick still.” she sighed. “You found this little one just in time. With a bit of healing, and some rest he should be just fine.”
Void smiles weakly in relief, sinking into the warmth of the blanket, still not taking his eyes off the pup.
*I’m g-glad… Poor guy needs a little care. Even if I’m sure I’m gonna get scolded by Chaos when I get back to the shop for exhausting myself, I think this pup is worth it.*
The Endogerus pup perks up a bit at that, but quickly settles back into a whimper. Void notices the change and growls low under his breath, his red eyes sparking once again.
*I swear, though… If I find whoever left that pup outside, with or without my magic, I will make certain they never touch him or any other living creature again.*
He pauses, a bit of confusion settling over his features. He points to the blanket, looking up at Lusty.
*Okay, I have no idea what is in these, but holy creation, I feel like I could run a mile and a half.*
He chuckles.
*Probably shouldn’t though. Chaos will probably lock me in my bed when I get back. My partner is a bit worrisome…*
“The blankets are donated anonymously, but they are infused with magic. That one should warm you up nicely.” I said. I got a packet of Sea Tea form the counter and put a pot of water to boil on a stove nearby.
“Some Sea Tea should help him along too.” I said as Tori continued healing the pup.
Void looks impressed, running his fingers over the plush fabric, before returning his attention to the pup. Though he’s still a little unsteady, he manages to stumble over to the table, slowly extending his hand to potentially pet the three-headed pup. It watches him warily and he speaks softly.
“I’m not gonna hurt you, M-”
He cuts himself off, pausing, before sighing.
“Fuck it. I’m attached. I can’t leave him. I… I even have a name.”
He looks back to Lusty.
“Can I please adopt him…?”
The pup suddenly nuzzles his hand and, though he’s surprised, he begins to pet him, gently stroking the heads and scritching at the ears. If Void’s eyes could shift, they would be hearts right now.
I chuckled, nodding.
“Sure thing, he seems to have bonded with you already so I’d hate to split you guys.” I said. I snapped my fingers, a brief flash of dark-blue magic flaring in my eyesockets before a clipboard and pen appeared in my hands.
“You can sign his papers here, and when he’s feeling better you can bring him home.” I said. “Though that shouldn’t take very long at all.”
Void nods, but doesn't look at Lusty, his attention focused on petting the pup, whose tail, or tails, start wagging with more vigor with the affection.
*What a little marshmallow. Do you like that name? Marshmallow?*
He let out a warbled yip, looking better already and Void chuckles.
*Marshmallow it is then.*
He breaks his gaze to look at Lusty, holding out his hand.
*Papers please.*
A flash of lightning and a boom of thunder. The rain outside is turning more into a storm the longer it continues, with rumbles shaking the sky everytime the sparks of light cut through the overhanging darkness the storm clouds bring. No one in their right mind would go out in that kind of storm, nor expect anyone else to.
Void is not anyone else.
His red eyes are aglow with determination, sprinting through the rain. The downpour has drenched his black hoodie and dark hair, his clothes sticking to him and making his skin slick, every step splashing into ankle deep puddles.
Even so, he runs.
He turns the corner and spots his destination, sighing in relief but never losing his pace. He’s not to the adoption center yet, after all. He doesn’t slow down, practically barreling through the front door, panting and red-faced with exertion. He barely manages to close the door behind him before exhaution hits and he collapses. He had been using as much magic as he could, trying to shield and heal the tiny creature in his arms. He had reached his limit. Regardless, he called out into the shop, shivering from the cold that clung to him.
*H-Hello? Can s-someone help me? I have an Endogerus p-puppy that n-needs healing… P-please…*
A young skeleton comes out form the front desk, looking alarmed.
“An Endogerus pup? We have to get him to Tori, come on.” I said, leading the way to the infirmary. A short goat-monster stood in there, a purple dress and white lab-coat as her attire.
“Oh, dear, you have a pup? Put him on the table, quickly now.” she said.
Void nods, still shivering from the cold, but focused more on the pup than his own wellbeing. He sways a bit from the lack of magic in his system, but puts the pup on the table, watching carefully.
*I f-f-found him o-outs-side in t-t-the c-cold. H-he w-was f-fr-freezing, b-but w-wouldn’t m-move… I t-think h-he was ab-bandoned…*
His legs give out from under him again and he collapses again to the floor, trembling.
*D-dammit… C-Chaos alw-ways t-tells m-m-me to n-not use t-too much m-m-magic…*
Another goat-monster walked into the room, this one a male.
“Gory, can you help him? He seems to have used an excess amount of magic.” I asked. The goat, Gory, nodded and helped you into a chair to sit down, throwing a blanket over you enchanted with fire-magic to dry you off.
Tori went to work on the Endogerus, her paws glowing with green healing magic.
“Thankfully, Endogerus are fairly invulnerable to damage, though that doesn’t mean they can’t get sick still.” she sighed. “You found this little one just in time. With a bit of healing, and some rest he should be just fine.”
Void smiles weakly in relief, sinking into the warmth of the blanket, still not taking his eyes off the pup.
*I’m g-glad… Poor guy needs a little care. Even if I’m sure I’m gonna get scolded by Chaos when I get back to the shop for exhausting myself, I think this pup is worth it.*
The Endogerus pup perks up a bit at that, but quickly settles back into a whimper. Void notices the change and growls low under his breath, his red eyes sparking once again.
*I swear, though… If I find whoever left that pup outside, with or without my magic, I will make certain they never touch him or any other living creature again.*
He pauses, a bit of confusion settling over his features. He points to the blanket, looking up at Lusty.
*Okay, I have no idea what is in these, but holy creation, I feel like I could run a mile and a half.*
He chuckles.
*Probably shouldn’t though. Chaos will probably lock me in my bed when I get back. My partner is a bit worrisome…*
“The blankets are donated anonymously, but they are infused with magic. That one should warm you up nicely.” I said. I got a packet of Sea Tea form the counter and put a pot of water to boil on a stove nearby.
“Some Sea Tea should help him along too.” I said as Tori continued healing the pup.
Void looks impressed, running his fingers over the plush fabric, before returning his attention to the pup. Though he's still a little unsteady, he manages to stumble over to the table, slowly extending his hand to potentially pet the three-headed pup. It watches him warily and he speaks softly.
"I'm not gonna hurt you, M-"
He cuts himself off, pausing, before sighing.
"Fuck it. I'm attached. I can't leave him. I... I even have a name."
He looks back to Lusty.
"Can I please adopt him...?"
The pup suddenly nuzzles his hand and, though he's surprised, he begins to pet him, gently stroking the heads and scritching at the ears. If Void's eyes could shift, they would be hearts right now.
A flash of lightning and a boom of thunder. The rain outside is turning more into a storm the longer it continues, with rumbles shaking the sky everytime the sparks of light cut through the overhanging darkness the storm clouds bring. No one in their right mind would go out in that kind of storm, nor expect anyone else to.
Void is not anyone else.
His red eyes are aglow with determination, sprinting through the rain. The downpour has drenched his black hoodie and dark hair, his clothes sticking to him and making his skin slick, every step splashing into ankle deep puddles.
Even so, he runs.
He turns the corner and spots his destination, sighing in relief but never losing his pace. He’s not to the adoption center yet, after all. He doesn’t slow down, practically barreling through the front door, panting and red-faced with exertion. He barely manages to close the door behind him before exhaution hits and he collapses. He had been using as much magic as he could, trying to shield and heal the tiny creature in his arms. He had reached his limit. Regardless, he called out into the shop, shivering from the cold that clung to him.
*H-Hello? Can s-someone help me? I have an Endogerus p-puppy that n-needs healing… P-please…*
A young skeleton comes out form the front desk, looking alarmed.
“An Endogerus pup? We have to get him to Tori, come on.” I said, leading the way to the infirmary. A short goat-monster stood in there, a purple dress and white lab-coat as her attire.
“Oh, dear, you have a pup? Put him on the table, quickly now.” she said.
Void nods, still shivering from the cold, but focused more on the pup than his own wellbeing. He sways a bit from the lack of magic in his system, but puts the pup on the table, watching carefully.
*I f-f-found him o-outs-side in t-t-the c-cold. H-he w-was f-fr-freezing, b-but w-wouldn’t m-move… I t-think h-he was ab-bandoned…*
His legs give out from under him again and he collapses again to the floor, trembling.
*D-dammit… C-Chaos alw-ways t-tells m-m-me to n-not use t-too much m-m-magic…*
Another goat-monster walked into the room, this one a male.
“Gory, can you help him? He seems to have used an excess amount of magic.” I asked. The goat, Gory, nodded and helped you into a chair to sit down, throwing a blanket over you enchanted with fire-magic to dry you off.
Tori went to work on the Endogerus, her paws glowing with green healing magic.
“Thankfully, Endogerus are fairly invulnerable to damage, though that doesn’t mean they can’t get sick still.” she sighed. “You found this little one just in time. With a bit of healing, and some rest he should be just fine.”
Void smiles weakly in relief, sinking into the warmth of the blanket, still not taking his eyes off the pup.
*I'm g-glad... Poor guy needs a little care. Even if I'm sure I'm gonna get scolded by Chaos when I get back to the shop for exhausting myself, I think this pup is worth it.*
The Endogerus pup perks up a bit at that, but quickly settles back into a whimper. Void notices the change and growls low under his breath, his red eyes sparking once again.
*I swear, though... If I find whoever left that pup outside, with or without my magic, I will make certain they never touch him or any other living creature again.*
He pauses, a bit of confusion settling over his features. He points to the blanket, looking up at Lusty.
*Okay, I have no idea what is in these, but holy creation, I feel like I could run a mile and a half.*
He chuckles.
*Probably shouldn't though. Chaos will probably lock me in my bed when I get back. My partner is a bit worrisome...*
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A flash of lightning and a boom of thunder. The rain outside is turning more into a storm the longer it continues, with rumbles shaking the sky everytime the sparks of light cut through the overhanging darkness the storm clouds bring. No one in their right mind would go out in that kind of storm, nor expect anyone else to.
Void is not anyone else.
His red eyes are aglow with determination, sprinting through the rain. The downpour has drenched his black hoodie and dark hair, his clothes sticking to him and making his skin slick, every step splashing into ankle deep puddles.
Even so, he runs.
He turns the corner and spots his destination, sighing in relief but never losing his pace. He’s not to the adoption center yet, after all. He doesn’t slow down, practically barreling through the front door, panting and red-faced with exertion. He barely manages to close the door behind him before exhaution hits and he collapses. He had been using as much magic as he could, trying to shield and heal the tiny creature in his arms. He had reached his limit. Regardless, he called out into the shop, shivering from the cold that clung to him.
*H-Hello? Can s-someone help me? I have an Endogerus p-puppy that n-needs healing… P-please…*
A young skeleton comes out form the front desk, looking alarmed.
“An Endogerus pup? We have to get him to Tori, come on.” I said, leading the way to the infirmary. A short goat-monster stood in there, a purple dress and white lab-coat as her attire.
“Oh, dear, you have a pup? Put him on the table, quickly now.” she said.
Void nods, still shivering from the cold, but focused more on the pup than his own wellbeing. He sways a bit from the lack of magic in his system, but puts the pup on the table, watching carefully.
*I f-f-found him o-outs-side in t-t-the c-cold. H-he w-was f-fr-freezing, b-but w-wouldn't m-move... I t-think h-he was ab-bandoned...*
His legs give out from under him again and he collapses again to the floor, trembling.
*D-dammit... C-Chaos alw-ways t-tells m-m-me to n-not use t-too much m-m-magic...*
((Drabble event!))
((Since the shop has been a tad lacking in activity, we are all doing drabble requests! It could be anything about the shop, rescues, your own adoptees (including non-guardian bitties), and even Undertale and it's AUs! In regards to the AUs, we mostly do UnderTale, UnderFell, UnderSwap, HorrorTale, AfterTale, ReaperTale, and a few others (you can still request a drabble from a different AU, but I may be unsure what to do with it. Eg. The SwapFell and FellSwap interpretations are a bit confusing to recall which is which, so please be a bit more specific with those.) All NSFW requests can be sent to my NSFW blog @angelofchaos9800.))
((You may also want to specify that it is a request, otherwise it may be answered as a regular question and that might get a little confusing for all involved.))
((All drabbles and writings, requested or otherwise, on this blog will be tagged #guardian drabbles ))
((Go wild and we hope to see you soon!))
((Flirt Heat State))
((This is the form of a Flirt in “heat.”))
((Remember that LustVerse bitties will go into heat at least once every few months and need to relieve it. They may ask you, or a mate, for help. Again, if this makes you uncomfortable, tell them and they will oblige. They tend to want a place to themselves to relieve it and it may take a few hours to a few days. For their safety and care, it is recommended to give them a private space where they can take care of it. They will have a drop afterwards, so make sure they have plenty of cuddles and reassure them they are loved and cared for. You can even help them clean up, which is a big help. Even something like a nice bubble bath can improve their mood greatly.))
((They will never force themselves on anyone, bitty or otherwise, and will never attempt to mate with anyone underage.))
((Having children, whether that be bitty babies, babies, fur babies (pets), ect, can actually reduce the stress they have and would help immensely with their heat/arousal in general. They make great caretakers/nannys for younger children, just as long as they can relieve themselves should the need arise.))
((The uncensored version will be in the reblog and will only be able to be viewed by those 18+ or those with safe mode off.))
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((Flirt Heat State))
((This is the form of a Flirt in "heat."))
((Remember that LustVerse bitties will go into heat at least once every few months and need to relieve it. They may ask you, or a mate, for help. Again, if this makes you uncomfortable, tell them and they will oblige. They tend to want a place to themselves to relieve it and it may take a few hours to a few days. For their safety and care, it is recommended to give them a private space where they can take care of it. They will have a drop afterwards, so make sure they have plenty of cuddles and reassure them they are loved and cared for. You can even help them clean up, which is a big help. Even something like a nice bubble bath can improve their mood greatly.))
((They will never force themselves on anyone, bitty or otherwise, and will never attempt to mate with anyone underage.))
((Having children, whether that be bitty babies, babies, fur babies (pets), ect, can actually reduce the stress they have and would help immensely with their heat/arousal in general. They make great caretakers/nannys for younger children, just as long as they can relieve themselves should the need arise.))
((The uncensored version will be in the reblog and will only be able to be viewed by those 18+ or those with safe mode off.))
~Baby Bitty~
~I finally managed to get this little one to sit down long enough to take a picture.~
~This is Spark, the child of a Watcher and Nom we rescued recently, (they chose their own names from a suggestion list we had. The Nom is Kara and the Watcher is Knight.) Spark has a deformity in his right hand, but he never lets that stop him. He's constantly a ball of energy.~
~For those who are concerned, no, he is not crying blood. It is liquid magic. His left eyelight tends to come up every once in a while when he's excited and the liquid magic comes with it. As far as we can tell, he isn't in pain, though he hasn't been able to express that yet. He hasn't started talking yet, even though he's past the stage where baby bitties would, leading us to believe he may not be able to. He has started teething though, so be warned. He may try to chew on you. He's not big enough to cause any true damage nor draw blood, but it might sting if he does. He's very sensitive to yelling, so be careful of your volume.~
~He loves to play peek-a-boo and hide-n-seek too.~
~Anyways, Spark and his parents, Kara and Knight, have been a big help around the G.B.A.C. and are open to play or help any people who come by the center! Feel free to come by and say hello!~
Link to the rescue story here: https://guardianbittyadoptioncenter.tumblr.com/post/174065804971/bitty-rescue-some-of-you-may-know-that-i
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~Bitty Rescue!~
~Some of you may know that I, Dreamer, run the infirmary at the G.B.A.C. Recently, we had an emergency bitty rescue and I wanted to tell the story of what happened.~
~~x~~
Chaos received the call in the late hours of the night. Being somewhat of an insomniac, he happened to be awake when the call came through. The person on the other end said they found two small creatures on their front step that had frightened them greatly. Though wild bitties aren't common, they aren't rare either, so Chaos listened. The caller said they had watched the pair for a moment, figuring out that the smaller one was pregnant and being carried around by the other, larger creature. At first, Chaos assumed it might be a bonded Darkly and Red, as they tend to carry around their pregnant mates, but the caller informed him that the only reason they knew what they were was they had seen them before, from the Guardian Bitty Adoption Center... And said the two bitties were from HorrorVerse, according to the website. Chaos was confused, as Watchers and Noms are very reclusive during the pregnancies and a Nom is normally carried... Well, out of sight.
So, given that information, Chaos realized that the Nom was ready to birth. The bitties from HorrorVerse will only seek assistance if their mate is due, even from strangers if they are desperate enough. He thanked her, immediately calling Dreamer.
((We've got a rescue and delivery needed asap!))
Dreamer was there in moments and soothed the Watcher, insisting they will both be safe back at the G.B.A.C and his mate will be able to birth in comfort. The Watcher did seem torn between suspicion and the need for protection but went with him, Dreamer thanking the owner of the house for calling in.
It was a tedious process. The poor Nom was very weak, presumably due to lack of food, and the Watcher was very jumpy, more so than usual. Dreamer was careful, soothing her and giving her the nutrients she would need to get through the ordeal, her mate holding her for comfort.
It took hours of coaxing and soothing and feeding, before the tiny cries of a baby bitty were heard throughout the infirmary. The little bundle was swaddled and given to the mother who slumped, exhausted, into the arms of her mate. She passed out moments later and Dreamer told the Watcher that they should stay for a bit, at least to get her better. He said if they wanted to leave again afterwards, they could, or they could stay in the shop. Potentially even get adopted!
A few days later and the Nom was looking much better, eating well and cradling her baby almost constantly, cooing them. The Watcher agreed to stay, but insisted they not be put up for adoption. Dreamer knew why, he always does, so he didn't pry. He said they were more than welcome to stay. Perhaps, he said, if they didn't want to be adopted, they could help out around the shop. Watchers are larger than the other bitties and, as such, can help do things other bitties can't. The Nom may also help, if she wanted, as Noms are skilled at empathy and could assist Dreamer in the infirmary. They agreed to that and went back to playing with their newborn. Dreamer asked what they had named their child, curious.
"Spark. Because of you."
The X that obscured his face couldn't hide his overjoyed grin.
~What a nice name.~
Could I have a rabbit bitty?
(Fair warning that Bookers and Rabbits “Tolerate” each other. That does not mean they can’t get along, but it does mean there might be some tension. Thankfully, there are, indeed, exceptions to every rule~.)
~~x~~
Chaos is at the front desk and is certainly surprised to see a familar face.
((Heya! I know you! Nice to see you here! You were the one that asked about the Rabbit and Booker bitties? Follow me, I think I got just the pair for you.))
Instead of going the Club, as the Rabbits call their room, he goes to the Nook, where the Booker bitties are. He shows you to a corner the other Bookers seem to be purposely avoiding. There is a Booker their drawing and giggling before jumping a bit at your approach.
“O-oh! Hello there!”
She looks nervous and Chaos just sighs.
((Where is she?))
The Booker looks down in shame and shifts the blankets to reveal a hiding Rabbit. She also looks embarrassed before blurting out
“Please don’t take me away! I want to spend time with her… Please? I’ll be good, I promise!”
The Booker jumped in front of her, clutching her tight.
“No! I won’t leave without her!”
Chaos chuckles.
((Good thing she wants to adopt a Booker and a Rabbit then, huh?))
They both freeze and the Rabbit bounds up to you.
“R-really??? You won’t separate us???”
The Booker is watching warily, unsure if it’s too good to be true.
(@kockle wanted me to finish this, so here we go! Sorry this is so short, but I figured I should wrap this up.)
~~x~~
You agreed and both of the bitties sped over to you, giving you a hug wherever they could.
"Thank you! Thank you!"
Chaos smiled, patting your shoulder
((Well, I guess we should get the papers ready.))
He pulled the adoption papers out, giving them to you to sign and winking at the Booker and Rabbit.
Within minutes, the trio was heading out the door, Chaos waving them goodbye.
((Don't be a stranger! Feel free to come back if you need anything, okay? Goodbye!))
